It is called the “fart sack” for a reason. Amirite? 
Remember it’s ok to have a drink here and there but please stop overdoing it mmmkay 
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You’re wearing the spirit clothes, friend.
You bought them for $30 from the shop.
Blizzard is subtly trying to tell you that they’ve stripped you.
Also naked…except for my crown.
It’s cold in here…
Blizzard’s stripping random Elves to showcase our physical superiority.
Been there…never want to ask that question again, ever.
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One day I’ll find my shoulder pads…or some goblin stole them for money!
Darn dirty elves running around naked. Someone call a Moderator we got some indecent exposure here.
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Because you’re not dressed silly nudist.
Seems you purchased the Azerothian equivalent of the Emperor’s new clothes.
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Are you wearing the new armor pieces in the bundle that went on sale on Monday?
If yes, that is probably why. The people working on the Blizzard Websites are not the same people that work on the games. Due to this, it can take a week or two before new in-game assets are modified to be used in the Armory.
Machines don’t wear clothes.
I’m always naked too. 
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