I mean, technically Sylvanas can make babies. Maggots count, right?
There are no age restrictions when you can cast mind control.
It’s cause Goldilocks is the one thing that warms her cold undead loins
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…Yeah not funny. Ew.
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Huh? I mean he can get a drink, he has been shown to use that power.
Thought you meant sylv was gonna mind control them for reasons.
Carry on
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Exactly. This is what I dont get. He’s literally STILL A TEENAGER. And people expected him to be perfect macho man. Like seriously. He will grow and learn like every other teenager does.
Why would anyone wish Sylvanas on a sweet kid like Anduin? Good Lord, we have some sadists in this community.
To be fair, you could have been thinking about her deathrattle ability, in Hearthstone.
Honestly I wish they’d both just die so we don’t have to suffer through this lame writing any longer
she saves anduin gives him a kiss they marry and have undead human half elf babies
Lop her in half, dump her in the ocean, and never do her the dignity of speaking of her ever again. You know, like Bin Laden.
So tired of every storyline in the last six years hinging on a second-rate goff girl waifu.
That seems insufficient.
For her crimes against the Forsaken, she will be torn apart by them and used for spare parts.
Sylvanas parts will be a new customization option for Forsaken.
You still haven’t provided your multichapter fanfiction to me yet.