Where's the toilet paper in this game?

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We have water, a much more cleaner way to do it.

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Have you done the amber seed questline in Grizzly Hills?

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Or helped that dwarf stuck in the outhouse in Searing Gorge?

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In the out house of your Garrison

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Vulpera don’t need toilet paper.

That’s what the large fluffy tail is for. :fox_face:

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It used to be in the Burning Steppes and I seem to recall a similar quest in Sithus (both pre-Cataclysm).

Umfortunately, I don’t think either quest exists unless you play Classic.

*Correction: per a post above, it was Searing Gorge (HA!) and not Burning Steppes

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This gives a whole new meaning to the Void. We created them from a lack of sanitation


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Jets of water is more civilized. The world of Azeroth has done something right for a change.

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Blood Elves don’t poop. We eject rainbows from our rears.

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Yes, actually, theres an outhouse in your garrison where you wipe your butt

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we just use silk

But our best toilet paper is the ones that we steal from horde in warsong gulch

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Course they do.

They make a portal, poop in it, and it lands somewhere in the world.

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So basically this, only blood elves.

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All of Azeroth have learned to use the three sea shells.

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That is the correct answer.

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Yes
they’re stuck to the Warchief’s board, that’s why the guards keep having to replace them!
:newspaper:

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We use magic. Or gnomes zap it away.

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I have considered that before
there is a conspicuous lack of toilets or showers in Azeroth. Perhaps everyone is simply defecating on the ground and washing in the canals?

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Nah, you’re thinking of Harry Potter.

Seriously. That is actual Harry Potter canon that Wizards used to do that before they added plumbing to their buildings.