It’s a weird feeling for me, falling out of love with something that’s been a ‘background’ element in my life for 20+ years, at this point.
And I think it’s dawning on me that this is the best I’m gonna get. It’s not even going to be a situation where the Horde goes out with a bang, which is pretty thematically on-point. We’re just going to be written as obscurely as possible until factions are dissolved.
I was the most psyched-up for this chapter of the trilogy. Even back when Undermine rolled over and showed the Alliance its belly like a good, subservient pup… I dunno, I figured they were doing that specifically because Midnight was going to be such a Horde-fest.
And don’t misunderstand - I don’t want Alliance players or the faction to be left out, absolutely not. I mean, all my mains are Alliance anymore. I like to feel like my existence matters in a fictional universe I’m investing hours of my life into. Especially considering we raid for four hours a week.
But Undermine didn’t end up being a Horde-fest. In fact, if anything, SOMEHOW, Blizzard found a way to put the spotlight on the only Alliance goblin, and that was between Bilgewater NPCs telling me they have no idea who I am, and that they’re as disconnected from surface Goblinitics as possible.
Which just means I’m left at a spot where I realize them ignoring Horde characters, lore, or story; it’s intentional. We’re probably not getting any further development other than being uncanny sidekicks until the factions are abolished.
Blood Elves ended up so dramatically popular, they just had to give Alliance their knock-off version. And although mostly obscure throughout their entire existence - now they’re the main players in an expansion focused around Blood Elves.
No development whatsoever until the K’aresh patch. Then Arator has to be the one to inform Umbric that Silvermoon is under attack, so HE can muster the Void Elves and warn Silvermoon to defend the Sunwell.
And if Alpha is any unit to go by, yay, thank God Arator and the Void Elves stepped in to protect us, our lands, and the Sunwell, er, sorry, I meant the Dawnwell, because the Horde were too busy, uh, I guess standing around a council twiddling their thumbs, or sitting and spinning on them.
But, seriously, thanks Arator. Seriously, seriously, thanks for gentrifying us uncouth Horde scum. We clearly needed another expansion to learn our lesson.
**** you for doing this to us, Blizzard. So how do we move forward?