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To the great poop-shack in the sky
Aight but like which one
Isn’t it obvious?
The good ones become Stewards, the bad ones become Dredges.
They become dredgers or owl stewards
Not true. Those two races are straight up made in the Shadowlands. They’re not previous souls.
They go where they can be that kind of Orc and nobody can tell them otherwise.
where it don’t put da booterang on da skin
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They become those THICC Kyrians you see flying around. That’s right, y’all have been thirsting after peons (can’t say I blame you either).
They go to the “work-in-progress” covenant. It’s eternally under construction and new peons have to make it themselves, but it’ll never be finished.
I’m thinking some great inn somewhere they can sleep and eat. Wait…sounds like Valhalla. Well, I don’t think heaven would involve working for eternity.
Blizzard new hire orientations.
They become Swolekin in Bastion.
The big time clock up in the sky