When Chuck Norris visits Nazjatar

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Chuck Norris actually died about three years ago. He gave his family instructions to not make it public.

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More like death is afraid to tell him.

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43

Chuck can one shot the Armoured Vault Bot.

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What are you doing? The earth trembles at the mention of either one of them…but to dare speak of them both at the same time?!

At least you didn’t say their names in the same sentence. We don’t need a second Cataclysm…

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Chuck norris was the one who lent Saurfang his axe, hence why Saurfang is weak af now without it.

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chuck norris is so last decade v_v

please get with the times.

https://wowwiki.fandom.com/wiki/Saurfang_facts

  • Chuck Norris played World of Warcraft. When he saw Saurfang, he hid under the bed until his account expired. He hasn’t been back since.
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I was 9 when I played WoW for the first time barrens chat was a thing.

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48

where mankrik’s wife?

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I am 23 XD

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51

I dunno if you’ve done the scenario of rescuing baine from the horde side at all.

But Saurfang’s cleave has not weakened.

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Old meme. The new meme of that is Powerful Shaggy.

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Hey, we’re trying to keep to the levels of folk heroes, not gods.

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idk… Chucks bringing it back with his new sniper memes

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Don’t worry, when Chuck comes to visit Naz we’ll make sure there is someone to help him with the terrain and a little motorized walker so he doesn’t strain himself. The guy is like 80 years old.

:cookie:

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Indeed. During the entirety of the fight while freeing Baine, I kept thinking “I’m glad he’s on my side. He IS on my side this time, right? Oh, good.” I’ve heard the old-timer Alliance raiders tell some horrifying tales of whizzing body-parts and gore in Orgrimmar…

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Is this the early 2000s? :eyes:

Not sure if this discussion belongs in the Classic forum or not… :laughing:

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The reason he whirlwinds/bladestorms often, is because if he only cleaved, it’d make the scenario too easy. :wink:

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Shouldn’t we be using The Rock by now, instead of Chuck?

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Why is it that in 2019 we need to address a person’s political affiliations when the main subject at hand involves Impregnating Cone Shells.

There are people today who want to inject 5-8 year old children with pheromones because the kids feel a certain way. Chuck’s politics are far closer to the center than these Dr. Frankensteins in Hollywood.

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You assumed that people said he was crazy because of his politics.

We’re saying he’s crazy because he beleives in conspiracies like chemtrails and says the government covers it up and calls them sky criminals, he believes in a flat earth, and other absolute nonsense. None of that is related to his politics, it’s just crazy s that he actually believes. Google it.

No one’s making a point of his politics other than you.

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