Whats the most embarassing thing

You’ve ever done out in public. Whether it be intentional or accidental.

For me it would probably have to be the time I was at a strip club for the very first time when I was in Indiana. So we went there, a group of guys for someones bachelor party. I only knew one person in the group of 6 so theres that.

We’re all sitting around the table and this woman comes up (dressed rather professional looking) and asks if we’re all set and needed anything. Me and my young infinite wisdom thinks shes some form of hostess/waitress. So I’m like yea you know what I’ll take a beer.

Needless to say that wasn’t exactly what she was offering when she asked if we were all set or needed anything. Then for the rest of the night if she saw me she’d look at the nearest dancer and tell them to get me a beer.

What about you all? Got any funny/embarassing stories?