What's a rouge's favorite drink?

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TEN CHARACTERS

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What’s a Warlock’s favorite drink?

Cruel Aid.

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Faego?

Felgo?

For ‘rouges,’ crimson vial!

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Why do rogues wear leather?

It’s made of hide.

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What do you call a goblin shaman that’s just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

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Why can’t paladins and rogues get pregnant?

Paladins use protection and rogues do it from behind.

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There’s certainly a Lay on Hands around the bend too, if you know what I mean.

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What do you call an ork who is good at engineering?

A dork. (I had to change the C to a K to make this joke work.)

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Rouges don’t drink. Well, at least if I saw rouge drinking I’d warn everyone not to rub it on their cheeks.

Rogues otoh drink “yours” while you’re distracted.

I thought it was Goblin Coca Cola.

Why do rogues wear leather?

because it’s made of Hide!

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Acetone! 10 characters

My female belf outlaw rogue went into the barbershop to see about changing her earrings. She asked the goblin how much.

He said “About a buccaneer”