Subtletea
TEN CHARACTERS
Whatâs a Warlockâs favorite drink?
Cruel Aid.
Faego?
Felgo?
For ârouges,â crimson vial!
Why do rogues wear leather?
Itâs made of hide.
What do you call a goblin shaman thatâs just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why canât paladins and rogues get pregnant?
Paladins use protection and rogues do it from behind.
Thereâs certainly a Lay on Hands around the bend too, if you know what I mean.
What do you call an ork who is good at engineering?
A dork. (I had to change the C to a K to make this joke work.)
Rouges donât drink. Well, at least if I saw rouge drinking Iâd warn everyone not to rub it on their cheeks.
Rogues otoh drink âyoursâ while youâre distracted.
I thought it was Goblin Coca Cola.
Why do rogues wear leather?
because itâs made of Hide!
Acetone! 10 characters
My female belf outlaw rogue went into the barbershop to see about changing her earrings. She asked the goblin how much.
He said âAbout a buccaneerâ