What WoW race would you marry?

Yes. Just no undead or Kul’Tiran.

I want a big ferocious Forest Troll husband. We’d go out together to slaughter Belfs and bask in the beauty of Quel’thelas.
Trolls are just the hottest WoW race to me. No contest.

Female Pandaren. They’re not only the best wife material in WoW but up there amongst the greatest in gaming.

Do i really need elaborate why?

They are
-Perfect cooks. Grandma levels of cooking early on in life pretty much. Legendary and absolutely no competition in that field

-Fluffy, chubby bears. Exotic, it’s just better. Legendary cuddles. A human paired with a fempanda is a match made in heaven, we are all human irl and wish we could have things that dont exist…

-Naturally non-aggressive, unlikely to get into childish arguments and neg you, they’re very accepting.

-Strong & Defensive. Will absolutely kick anyone who threatens you.

-Extremely loyal, would never cheat on you. Would DIE for you assuming you dont die for her first…

-Spiritual. Not materialistic at all, just pure unconditional love, would never jeopardize a relationship due to her spiritual view of the world, fempandas are immune to pettyness. Monogamous at core.

-Nurturing nature. They will take care and treat you as a son-husband even if you find it odd. Treated like a king.

-Compatible with Human men & offspring will not be a abomination. Your offspring will just be a skinny pandaren.

Simply, perfect. In every single metric. Cons? Just 1, she cooks too much and you’re likely to not eat all of it. Beyond that, zero.

Do they have competition? Absolutely, Fem Tauren come close and share a lot of traits but for me, it’s Fempandas.

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Give me a Void Elf wife then my life is officially complete.

Worgen mainly to get bitten

My mother would be mad if i didn’t keep it racially with a strong engineer gnome male, ughh life is life, we all cannot go nelf

I suppose whoever I end up falling in love with. Other than that he has to have a pulse. No DKs or undead.

Hrm . . . Either a high elf, dwarf (any clan), gnome, or goblin.

Second place options are kul tiran, night elf, or Draenei (either lightforged or regular)

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Draenei lift the tail pull the horns hahahhahaha

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I dunno. Gnomes and Goblins seem like risky choices. I can’t help but think I’d wake up one morning with my credit cards gone and cash replaced with Monopoly money.

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hmm… goblin, gnome, pandaren, or vulpera.

reasons? well they’re all adorable, aside from that though:

  • gnome ladies i have a feeling would keep things interesting.
  • goblin ladies, same reasons as gnome ladies, but with more of a business/money sense… also i absolutely ADORE goblin gals. got long list of reasons i like’em but needless to say, if you’ve seen their /dance, you’ll get it. …also their accent is just ‘oooh!’.
  • pandaren ladies well, they’d most likely cook for you, plus, they look like they’d be very warm and good to cuddle.
  • vulpera ladies are just straight-up cute, they’re like little teddy-bears with big floofy tails.

in all honesty though, i’d probably marry a draenei or night elf lady as-well, but they would’nt be my first picks. but y’know… love is love. :slight_smile:

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I mean, I don’t really see that issue with a gnome, but a goblin? Maybe . . . then again everyone’s an individual, one might surprise you.

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Oh is it because I’m black!?!? Is that what it is?

warg or bear mob imo
preferably moonfang because she is massive
the entire darkmoon woods are filled with her children so u know she gets up to it often, let’s be real.

Don’t tell the other goblins, but I may have a tiny crush on Night Elves. Curse the tree huggers and their mesmerizing bounce!

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As my human, IRL self—dwarf. As my Tauren avatar, male draenei or another Tauren.

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Pretty sure your imagination can answer that.

Orc>Nelf>human>Pandaren>Worgen

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Human, Night Elf, Blood Elf.

Oh, and Pandaren so I can always have a good cook (much better than my human ex).