What would each ANIMAL race taste like O_O

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If you were to cook and season the ANIMAL races what would each taste like and how would you season it.

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Chicken. They ALL taste like chicken. Even me.

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Guess i would use Cajun then have Spicy Tauren cabobs.

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I’m sure a lot of you have seen by now but gnolls can drop Tuskarr Jerky. Kinda creepy, but also kinda wish it were an edible item.

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So Tuskarr are Jerky.

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Can be made into it, ye. Idk the process of making jerky but I’d imagine the meat is pretty fatty. Obviously, look at 'em.

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Let me make a list here
Tauren / HMT = beef salt pepper garlic and butter
Nightelves = tastes like dove meat (light meat flavor) and salt and pepper
bloodelves / void elves = gamey so somekind of strong marinade
Human / Kultiran = sweet meat so something savory like a steak seasoning
Troll / Zandalari = very tough would have to use a pineapple marinade in order to tenderize
Dracthyr = crocodile meat so bbq sauce
Drani / lightforged drani = squid like so soy sauce
gnome / mechagnome = very tender so slow roast and smoked
Worgen = very tough meat that’s also gamey… best used as dog food don’t bother
pandaren = tastes like bear meat so slow roast with salt and pepper
Dwarf = sweet meat like human and best bear battered and fried

Oh I just noticed animal in the title oops and I missed a few races. My goof.

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People are animals.

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The worst kind of animals.

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Dragons - Ham
Dryads - Venison
Fen Strider - Bok Choy
Steward - Smells like chicken, tastes like monkey.
Owl Beast - Top half chicken, lower half pork.
Ethereal - Pinoť Gris

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Except the Arakkoa, for some reason they taste of beef.

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Vulpera taste and look like roadkill.

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Animal beater. I mean, eater but you probably beat them before you eat them.

And I don’t know, like chicken? lol