What race makes the best spouse?

Not with that attitude. This world will be perfect if it was

This is true, but that picture is the worst example of it you could’ve found omg.

Void Elves too.

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Tsk, look at you fools having fun, hah. I’ll have you know I’m too good to deal with your fantasy crap, that’s for weirdos and children. I am a real adult male with real life love and my life is so fulfilling I gotta come brag about it to ya’ll.

/s

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This is a difficult question for me to answer. I find all the male models to be derpy in this game. So for the purpose of this post I will say a female tauren. They look soft,warm and cuddly. Like a giant plushie :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I don’t know why, but I feel like a gnome is going to support me in everything I do and somehow manage to cheer me up when I’m feeling at my lowest.

I could really use that these days.

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“ya want some of dis jungle love?” :kissing_heart:

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Photo 1 has furry forearms.

Are…

Are trolls supposed to be furry? Have I been looking at them wrong this whole time?

I imagine it would be pretty hard to be sad around a gnome.

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photo 2 also shows fur

it’s back and forth really. Old sources say yes, but recent portrayals indicate no. Also forest trolls are supposedly covered in a think layer of moss as opposed to fur.

But fur or no fur, I need me a wild, exotic troll to spice things up after a long day of grinding

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A gnome easily, they are funny and smart, some of the best points a girl can have

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Female Goblins, Worgen, Tauren, Night Elf, Troll and Pandaren. You’ll always have food on the table and income would be decent or great.

Are you sure you wouldn’t rather be wed to a wet blanket?

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You’re totally not wrong that’s for sure. They would be an exciting energetic spouse.

That fan art will never translate to wow… i hope somdeay blizzard sees it and just instantly copy pastes it.
Also, your gana get sacrificed day one.

Draenei cuz tentacles

there’s humans, but they are the vanilla. the “no risk”, the “im human so i date human”. if i want to spice it up ill go:

  1. The elf’s are always going to be top marks, being just a human but hotter and with pointy ears. blood elfs seem a bit b!tchy (just lessen to the female “jokes” there more burns then jokes). void elfs could could be fun with there void magic, just hope they dont loose there minds and of crazy (but as they say, doing a crazy chick is epic, just watch where her hand go)

  2. Draenei. cute but there voices get annoying after a bit. loose the accent and ill date them in a heart beat. wouldn’t want to be kicked my one when sleeping in the same bed, hoofs hurt.

  3. if i dont want a “girly girl” i can always go troll

  4. if i was to go “down the rabbit hole” ill also put in the Vulpera in the mix. but that would feel a bit to fury for my liking… would i be friends with them, sure, date and “other things” them… maybe not

yeah sadly in game models will never be able to capture the same level of detail and imagination of fan art. Though the female troll (darkspear especially) are quite nice depending on the face option you choose.

And I rather get sacrificed for some sweet voodoo than sacrifice myself… to live a mundane life

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Nah she just hasn’t had time to transmog those sick new wrists she got. We may be dumpy and droopy with halitosis, but we trolls keep up with our shaving… unlike some people >.>

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I’m pretty partial to my human hubby to be honest.

to help them. pick one race to transform him into?