What NPC would you be?

[Nicolau-alexstrasza]

Anything goes. If you could run around Azeroth as any NPC- from Anduin to Zul, what would it be?

[Cursewords-tichondrius (Cursewords)]

Jaina’s AU male counterpart - Jaino.

She seems to be the most powerful creature in existence.

But also - if Jaina got with Kalec, maybe Jaino can get Alexstrazsa.

[Lumie-cenarion-circle]

Probably Rommath. You could do worse for yourself than looking good and being right all the time.

[Khador-medivh]

Brann Bronzebeard.

Imagine exploring places the playerbase has yet to find, or going on adventures only hinted at by dialogue/exposition. A top seat in the League of Explorers and two kickass older brothers to boot.

What’s not to love?

[Kurogasa-stormreaver (Kurogasa)]

One of those NPC’s that exists to do nothing other than proc events, like summon bosses and stuff. You know, one of those ones beneath the map and such.

[Syiax-azralon]

Kael’thas being sexy and powerful at the same time is not for everyone!
and of course I would bang Illidan senpai.
I can only imagine…

a cold night in the black temple the lightning striking and the moans of pleasure and the sexy voices echoing in the halls
‘’ Selama asha…la…no…reee’’
‘‘you were prepared!’’
‘’ yes, lord illy’’

[Vildaryon-moon-guard (Vildaryon)]

One of the millions of kobolds that are unceremoniously killed.

[Millandro-sargeras (Millandro)]

One of those mages that hold a portal open forever.

[Pigziggy-nagrand]

a lazy peon

[Vespero-durotan (Vespero)]

I mean, I’m pretty much Lorash Sunbeam already.

[Kallistus-malganis (Kallistus)]

Rommath is would be mine as well.

[Piouspelicañ-jubeithos (Piouspelicañ)]

Aldrae.

Blood elf priest trainer living in Silvermoon. Yes please.

[Vozul-wyrmrest-accord (Vozul)]

Probably one of Alexstrasza’s consorts or attendants in the Red Flight at its prime. Not out of thirst or anything though, I just think it’d be so wonderful to be able to hang out with her and be in her counsel. She just radiates kindness and warmth, yet also so much power and regality.

[Steabrus-illidan]

Garrosh, because there is no one like Garrosh.

[Cursewords-tichondrius (Cursewords)]

AU Garrosh might be like Garrosh.

He might even be MORE Garrosh than Garrosh.

[Pyrogar-proudmoore (Pyrogar)]

Thaelen Songweaver.

Dude is the personification of the “i was just following orders” trope. Not only was he complicit in the bombing of theramoore, but has actually managed to avoid any kind of consequence since.

He’s probably back at Silvermoon drinking champagne and getting laid by beautiful elven women every day.

[Steabrus-illidan]

There should be no Garrosh now. Exarch Hellscream was produced in an other time with other conditions.

[Ignala-kilrogg (Ignala)]

Jaino

I’m sold by the name alone.

maybe Jaino can get Alexstrazsa.

Now I’m super sold.

Honestly though I’d probably just want to be a generic civilian npc somewhere. Someone with a nice quiet life, preferably someone who doesn’t randomly get murdered by a spider or something. Maybe an innkeeper in Silvermoon? Seems low key enough.

[Etheldald-ragnaros (Etheldald)]

probably jaina because i really like her staff. hopefully we can get it for transmog! or her outfit

[Kaileena-the-scryers (Kaileena)]

Tyrande. The chosen of the moon walking around and enjoying Teldrassil and the Temple. (Post bfa) It works be thrilling to be the Night warrior cutting through the Horde.