What is your irl job?

Well, lockdowns stole my last so I’ll let you know when I finally bloody land another.
Assuming automation doesn’t leave me completely out of options, which is looking more and more likely to be the case in this dystopic dungheap.

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I work in manufacturing and make castings for a big company. I’ve been averaging 55 hours a week the past few years, so I do enjoy what little time I get to spend in Azeroth when I can

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That’s not a job…

It’s a hobby.

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Brewer for a small craft brewery, also ferment a few other less boozy things for a health food store.

I’m also a volunteer firefighter/emt.

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HOBBIES can be JOBS. Sorry I actually get up excited for work everyday!

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Oh I thought jobs were things we hated…I’m doing it wrong.

Small business owner.

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Video game designer.

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Contract Administrator over Laboratory, Respiratory, and Clinical Equipment for 15 hospitals and 527 clinics.

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This is me IRL

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I work in a sports club. My duties usually consist of taking orders, bartending/cocktail making or making coffees.

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Work from home software engineer

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Only fans: squat cobbler

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A filthy degenerate lawyer

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I am a drag queen. btw I am LOVING the new characters and storylines! :two_hearts: :rainbow:

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Pain solicitator.

I deal with an ever expanding repository of having pain dispensed in my general presence as a professional. Every day is like opening up a box of chocolates that has an exploding Schrodinger’s cat.

So in other words like… you know… the usual retail work under a corporate megachain with a billionaire overlord that does not care about you.

I thought of a better word for this job title.

Squidward :octopus:

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Used to be a lowly meager paid studio Storyboard Artist…
Now, a Meager paid Remote Contracted Storyboard, Background and Props Designer.

In short… I used to draw pictures at a musty old desk in an over priced city forced to commute to a dusty old office building. Now… I draw more pictures at a musty old desk in a much cheaper but more terrible city while living the life of an introvert.

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I used to have many a jobs.

  1. I enslaved humans, orcs, tieflings, halflings by forcing them into contracts to sell their souls.

  2. Fighting other cosmic entities such as Deskari Lord of Locusts, Scothbonoth, Nocticula, Pharasma, and any other worm.

  3. tricking mortal women into creating thousands of spawn, that served my will and my will alone.

  4. Masqueraded as blood elf’s during the first age, and helped create malygos. Now I am the defacto leader of all tieflings on “Azeroth”. Scaled blood elves.

I am 100K years old, many jobs. Not enough time

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English teacher. Can’t wait for winter break.

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I own an escort service

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