Well, lockdowns stole my last so I’ll let you know when I finally bloody land another.
Assuming automation doesn’t leave me completely out of options, which is looking more and more likely to be the case in this dystopic dungheap.
I work in manufacturing and make castings for a big company. I’ve been averaging 55 hours a week the past few years, so I do enjoy what little time I get to spend in Azeroth when I can
That’s not a job…
It’s a hobby.
Brewer for a small craft brewery, also ferment a few other less boozy things for a health food store.
I’m also a volunteer firefighter/emt.
HOBBIES can be JOBS. Sorry I actually get up excited for work everyday!
Oh I thought jobs were things we hated…I’m doing it wrong.
Small business owner.
Video game designer.
Contract Administrator over Laboratory, Respiratory, and Clinical Equipment for 15 hospitals and 527 clinics.
I work in a sports club. My duties usually consist of taking orders, bartending/cocktail making or making coffees.
Work from home software engineer
Only fans: squat cobbler
A filthy degenerate lawyer
I am a drag queen. btw I am LOVING the new characters and storylines!
Pain solicitator.
I deal with an ever expanding repository of having pain dispensed in my general presence as a professional. Every day is like opening up a box of chocolates that has an exploding Schrodinger’s cat.
So in other words like… you know… the usual retail work under a corporate megachain with a billionaire overlord that does not care about you.
I thought of a better word for this job title.
Squidward
Used to be a lowly meager paid studio Storyboard Artist…
Now, a Meager paid Remote Contracted Storyboard, Background and Props Designer.
In short… I used to draw pictures at a musty old desk in an over priced city forced to commute to a dusty old office building. Now… I draw more pictures at a musty old desk in a much cheaper but more terrible city while living the life of an introvert.
I used to have many a jobs.
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I enslaved humans, orcs, tieflings, halflings by forcing them into contracts to sell their souls.
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Fighting other cosmic entities such as Deskari Lord of Locusts, Scothbonoth, Nocticula, Pharasma, and any other worm.
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tricking mortal women into creating thousands of spawn, that served my will and my will alone.
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Masqueraded as blood elf’s during the first age, and helped create malygos. Now I am the defacto leader of all tieflings on “Azeroth”. Scaled blood elves.
I am 100K years old, many jobs. Not enough time
English teacher. Can’t wait for winter break.
I own an escort service