What is your darkest WoW secret?

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I am not a handsome tauren in real life.

:disappointed_relieved:

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22

Mine is that your mom plays wow with me.

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I want to cuddle with 5 or more adorable female gnomes.

What? The dead like to cuddle too! >:O

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24

My very first character was
an Orc.

Hangs head in shame.

In my defense, I only got him to level 20 before realizing the depth of my misdeed. I made him a bank toon, appropriately.

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I want to try to get into RP but I am filled with angst every time I do. I also can’t afford to transfer all my toons and can’t decide on one to move.

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I would like to get into RP, but even if I could afford to move my characters to an RP server, I’m sure all my names would be taken, and it’d be hard to RP my characters without their actual names.

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27

Make it female Pandaren and this is basically mine. Or Worgen/Tauren that’d be nice too.

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I incredibly suck at this game.

Actually, maybe that’s not such a secret. Everyone already knows this.

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I used to summon people into places they couldn’t escape after convincing them to delete their hearthstone.

This was back in Vanilla/TBC when there were still enough newbies that it was easy to do.

I’ve grown up, thankfully. (I was young.)

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Despite what I state on the forums, I have never punted a gnome.

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I used the lazer pointer on the keyboard and allowed my cat to play for me during a raid.

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32

I like to /pet the Vulupa’s, Worgen and Draenei even when they /bite, /spit, /slap or /insult me.

33

My favorite Korraks activity was placing portals to old dalaran everywhere.

34

Watching a bunch of people in their underwear dance on a table in Goldshire inn.

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WHAT IS YOUR DARKEST WOW SECRET?

I play in my boxers.
Briefs are too constricting

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36

My first toon was a
Night elf hunter
sigh

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I really love Mechagnomes and Kul Tirans. But if society knew, I would be shunned.

Again!

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When i was new to the game as a warrior, i put all of my points into fury, literally all of them, in addition to that i used battle stance instead of berserk stance because when i changed into berserk a lot of my abilities vanished from my bars lol

I’m not really ashamed of it though, i look back fondly on the times where i was clueless and most of the game was a mystery to me :blush:

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My biggest darkest secret is I create this type of Light aura. Unfortunately these can cause me to have big shadows.

From light comes darkness, and from Darkness - Light!

Oh wait I forgot Blizz got rid of all that. Maybe it’s just all really grey
 eerr forget sometimes.

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I proudly and unironically main a pandaren.

I also too really like Mechagnomes and Kul Tirans.

Let the hatred flow. :slight_smile:

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