What is Xal'atath saying to Alleria?

In just 7 days I can make you a man

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“Arator and I are eloping”

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“I can teach you, but I have to charge”

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“That makeup went out of fashion circa 30 before the dark portal.”

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“lor’themar and me are getting married.”
looks at screen
“just try and stop me dreadmoon”
xala’tath smiles.

Didn’t realise Xally visits the forums :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I showed her the feet pics of her on the forums. she gave it her STAMP of approval.

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I’m never gonna give you up…
I’m never gonna let you down…

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I have to tell you something, I’m pregnant.

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“Do you happen to have a pad… I’m desperate”

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“feet people are weird”

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“Did she have these gator flippers before I moved in here??”

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“For more foot content check my links…”

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She clearly says like three words… Most responses are waayyyyyy longer than that. They didn’t say pretend it’s a dubbed voiceover.

why are you taking a joke thread seriously?

Isn’t stomp the word you wanted? Only monkeys use their feet to stamp things.

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Why are you taking me seriously? Slammed.

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My she’s just doing ear whisper ASMR for Alleria. Very modern.

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“I leaked your Instagram.”

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“That was Vulpera soup, not gnome.”

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