“Do you love me? Do you want to be my friend? Check yes or no.”
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Ive been trying to reach you about your extended warranty
Edit god damnit im late
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Both of you were late. 
Come on, you got another one in your head… what is it?
I owned you and your Alliance friends. Some of the Horde have asked to join me.
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Come on let me see your war face
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“You got about three fifty I can borrow?”
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Based on my bad lip-reading: Stay with me.
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“Leave your husband behind…”
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the artists did this to you. now no one wants you.
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“Hey, how you doin’ lil’ mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin’ that ya might like to hear”
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“My OnlyFans is having a sale…”
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“How can I convince you to help me clean my toe ring? There’s a lot of toejam that needs scraping off”
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“That is NOT my trigger finger”.
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Po-tay-toes.
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I farted just now
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“I filled the Void in Turalyon’s heart…then again, I am the Void in his heart.”
“Anduin can’t get it up”
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Alleria: “Right about then I realized that’s no harbinger! That’s the Loch Ness Monster!”
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“Blood elves are high elves.”
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Wu-tang really is for the children