What Is Bastion's Source of Light?

That’s an abomination of the highest order

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Bastion is “angelic” themed so naturally they have a lot of light, it just is so.

But it’s a delicious abomination :smiley:

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Thatd be me and my glorious belf-ness shining the radiant light of paladins throughout the realm

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The retina-searing energy of a 1000 white-hot suns.

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Bastion secretly has 100 Highlord rank Paladins chained up in Elysian hold providing eternal day time to Bastion for all eternity…

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They developed a power system that produces energy based on their self righteousness.

Imagine if Alliance managed to get that technology… Stormwind could be seen from space.

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Edges are too Pie-like to be any Pizza aside from Deep Dish but are also too small to be Deep Dish…

What you have is Pie!

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The same reason middle earth has sun light inside the middle of planet earth. Its fantasy, its not real…

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Things don’t need to be real to have explanations and make sense lol

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you know when paladins shine bright like a diamond when they get angry?

That’s basically all of bastion being mad that they dont have sun-block

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Your whole thread is trying to make sense of a fantasy land made of pixels and fairy dust.

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My best guess would be photons.

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They got tired of everybodies missing left sock showing up in Bastion from all over the cosmos so they go a nice furnace going…hic!

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Indeed it is. But as I said:

You’re mistaking “fantasy” for “nonsense”. Fantasy doesn’t have to be nonsense.

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You must be fun at parties… /s

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Fantasy is non sense, thus…fantasy. Hard concept I know.

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It isn’t.

Nonsense is the absence of sense. Of reason. Of explanability.

It’s perfectly possible for fantasy to make sense when you make a set of rules and abide to their consequences.

When the setting’s rules are different from Real Life, that makes it Fantasy. When the rules don’t exist, that makes it nonsense.

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Fantasy is fiction. I know your fragile ego can’t stand it but your wrong on lots of levels. Take care muting thread.

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" Many fantasy authors use real-world folklore and mythology as inspiration; and although another defining characteristic of the fantasy genre is the inclusion of supernatural elements, such as magic this does not have to be the case."

You’re both technically right to a degree…

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