I need the internet to live so I guess I’ll have to die.
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I always like when this topic comes up. I think I would be quite content honestly to live out some time as Sajin. Wandering it up as a shaman, enjoying good noodles and tea and helping others. I would certainly take it a priority to explore spots like Pandaria, Kul Tiras, and places like Iron Forge or Stormwind for sure.
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From basically crippled to straight up ripped?
Ithinkicouldlivewiththat
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The draenei have the internet. It is canon
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OK honestly it is just a big crystal that can only access youre the man now dog circa 2005 but maybe it can keep you alive
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Throw in a Gnome going Sicko Mode and I may be able to make it work.
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COOL! Not only am I a really really handsome good looking magic space man, I also got Internet.
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The Draenei have the Internet and Space Wind Chimes? I may be convinced to relocate to the Exodar and Azuremyst Isle.
If they picked up the squire kid pet at any point they’re all set.
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I see Draenei player characters with whatever you would call the Azerothian equivalent of an iPad all the time. Guilds have chat stones with very reasonable lore-compliant justifications.
If gnomes have radios, robots, etc. they probably have some complex steampunk version of a difference engine or else something even more complex to transmit knowledge. Then there’s those weird talking pulsing polygon things floating around the Titan machineries that access information from elsewhere. Goblins across the globe gotta be in touch with commodities markets to manipulate prices, not to mention arbitrage, etc.
Then there’s this bizzarro thunk - partially non-canonical sure, but…
Grummles been delivering packages for tens of thousands of years. Back during the Pandaren Revolution they were the ones that got messages around - secret ones that weren’t written down. These days you see them outside Pandaria all the time, but not on ships or zepplins. I’d bet a Pandaren-sized dessert tray they got their own super secret portal network tucked away. They can probably do more than deliver pizza across continents.
All those crystals Draenei hang around with are actually just a special currency used to quickly complete tasks on their mobile games
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I literally refer to my offhand as a crystal ipad because I never came up with a good fancy Draenei sounding name for it.
Jupsion looks down at his crystal ipad and starts slowly typing with one sausage finger -bee boop bee boop-
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I’d definitely kick it with my long time friend faranell imfernal 
And maybe some other folk from WRA
Not gonna lie doing a log horizon type of deal with you all would be fun as hell.
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It would suck to find out orcs killed my family irl
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At least if this is going to happen to me I’d hope its on this or one of my other Mages; then I can just use Illusion to emulate memes. It would suck living in ruins though. Perhaps I should’ve chosen my Nightborne instead…
Off topic, but uh… anyone else seeing that a mod edited and then locked my previous post because I censored the dreaded F word. Oh no, think of the children who might wonder what the weird symbols meant! x’D
Something similar happened to me once. I didn’t even curse in that post but the message I got seemed to imply that they interpreted something subtly vulgar; despite it just being a message about Void Elf lore.
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I gotta say. Some pretty interesting responses
I would move to Halfhill to take ownership of my deceased grandfather’s old farm, where I would work to bring it back to its former glory while befriending the many residents of the town, eventually presenting the one resident whom I fancy with a Glade Sprinter feather as means of proposal –
Wait.
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