Where is my pet, I tamed 2 hours ago and why can’t I summon it back?
How do I learn new ranks for my pet skills?
Why doesn’t my pet have growl?
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I know this is a post to make fun of retail players, but being honest, what you call “tourists” will more likely never ask anything in chat since retail teach them to wowhead everything.
The ones asking will likely be the newer players that really want to stick with classic and want to do things like everyone say they were done back then.
And it will be where’s mankrik’s wife
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Tourists won’t ask questions on the forums – they will troll and complain.
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Where is (insert instanced content here)?
“Where’s Mankirk’s wife?”
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“These tanks are bad and can’t get aggro off me.” - After pulling for the tank and going whole-hog.
“This is bull how I have to facepull Murlocs!” - Not realizing they have a throw ability as a rogue or warrior.
“I die to three mobs! Why am I so weak?” - Realizing they are not gods.
“I can’t find any groups after I rolled need on some items!” - After rolling need to just take everything and getting a reputation as a ninja. :V
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Puts a whole new meaning to “rank 1 resto druid LFG,” doesn’t it?
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Where is the cash shop button?
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Where is ______________________ dungeon located?
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(On PvP server) How do I unflag myself for PvP!?
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What?! No experience from mining copper?! What a ripoff!
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Where is the Auction House in SW?
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How do I train unarmed skill?
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What is spirit? Why do I have spirit? Am I a cheerleader? Where are my pom poms!!!
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Why does the quest test scroll so slow?
How do i make my pet happy?
Whens Marvel?
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I think most of the questions will just revolve around lack of UI options.
-Quest locations aren’t marked on the map, so I look them up on a website?
-Quest mobs and drops aren’t marked, so i look them up on a website?
wowhead is going to get a lot more traffic…
I love that all the trainer NPCs are still in retail, just standing there useless. Just to really drive home the point that they stripped out every RPG-ish thing they could.
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I’m going to have classic wowhead more or less indefinitely tabbed myself XD
Is thottbot still a thing?
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Whoa, I totally forgot that reagents used to be a thing.
“Shaman can I get a rez?”
“Ummm… Here’s the thing… I used my anhk after the last boss”
Quoting a couple that are likely to be serious complaints from Day 1:
Paladin and shaman people are really going to be really bent about hybrid DPS relative inefficiency in PVE content. This will be a constant. It will never go away, even if Blizzard decides to develop Classic TBC.
Yes, yes, and yes. There will be a constant stream of classic newbies who will have to be taught this, a constant stream of people who will refuse to learn, and a constant stream of people (hopefully small) who will do it to troll.