What Funny Questions Will We See the Most from the "Tourists?"

I didn’t realize we were supposed to be ambassadors of classic proselytizing to convert any and all wayward souls spying on this thread. I thought were were just having fun pointing out differences in the games.

I will happily hand-hold anyone who needs it while playing, but in the meantime can we just have a bit of fun?

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No, I totally expect classic aficionados to be clueless on some of these too. It’s been 15 years…

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Yep, unless they have been doing their research they will be asking about quest locations, drops, ‘why cant i get this quest’ that they want the reward for, and so on.

Barren’s will be so busy…

^^ this. Many of us that will be playing Classic (myself included) have not touched the old world (as it was pre-cataclysm ) since cataclysm as we refuse to play on ILLEGAL (private makes them sound legit so it is not a good term to use) Pirate servers.

Been Playing since Feb 2006 and will check out classic to see if it’s the game I remember which got me hooked in the first place, if it is I may even stay a while , if not then I’ll go back to playing retail.

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Oh, it still is a very potent gamer drug for many people based on beta.

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“i need arrows??”

“my pet ran away… again?”

“what is cc?”

“I am not getting any new skills every time I level, when do I get new skills?”

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why is everything so expensive?

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Should see people not knowing where the dungeon entrance is, or how to get to it.

Atal hakkar run.

Some confusion and frustration over charms and cc.
Same with mining nodes.

The respec cost

Needs on resist and variable armour types

Stacks of 20, full bank of gear/mats

The cost of food/water

Daze and leeway

The power differential of MC to naxx

Twinks

Attunements

Red gear in one run

No or little motivation to run dungeons once in raid gear.

Needing to be carried through attunements.

People quitting from your raid group.

Etc etc

Judging by other threads:

“Why can’t I play Balance?”

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“I’m so sick of walking” (which will be everyone, not just retailers)
“why do people keep asking to duel!?”
“why is hogger so hard?!”
“why cant i be a sham/pally?”
“why are there so many warriors and no tanks?”
“why do people keep pestering my mage for food”
“what do you mean i need to do a class quest to get spell xyz?”

the list goes on.

Answer that Bolvar is the lich king in disguise, then curse yourself for “spoiling it” for them.

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“How do I teleport to the dungeon?”
You don’t.
“Then how am I supposed to get to it?”
You run to its door.
“It has a door? Where’s that?”

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“where is heirloom vendor?”

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“Is anyone running wailing caverns? I just reached level 15”
“Why are the mobs before the instance elites?”
“Why are you charging me for portals? You can make them for free”
“How do I get bear form?”
“How do I get defensive stance?”
"Since when is thousand needles not covered in water?
"Why cant I use arcane shot on mobs when they get close to me?

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Kick the Lock, he ninjas all the soul stones.

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Who is this npc called Candleja

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Why did my mining/skinning/herbing fail?

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  1. How do I get rings? -or- When do I get a helmet?
  2. (in Org) Where is the zeppelin to Thunder Bluff? Wait… where is the zeppelin tower? Where is the flight master? Where is the bank? Where is the AH? Where is Thrall? AAAAAaaaahhh…!
  3. How do I get into Dalaran?
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[2. Trade] will sum1 plz givme 4 gld ? i need 2 train how to track elementals.

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Will teen males actually ever invite me to a dungeon group?

I am new to classic and am prepared for the worst lol

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The type of hero classic needs but doesn’t deserve right here.

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