I thought it would be fun to list all the funny questions people might be asking in chat after they realize how far back Classic is going to be taking QoL changes.
A couple i thought of:
What else ya’ll got?!
Legit will get this from Shaman all the time:
How come I still only have Fireball at level 10?
Why is this only stacking to 20?
Why are my skills all only rank 1?
Where is the LFD button?
Where is all the voiced dialog and cutscenes that I’m just going to skip anyway because I have no patience?
Where’s the mount vendor?
Where is Mankrik’s wife?
Come on. Even we will ask that once we get into the barrens. We can’t let that meme die.
“Wtf how did that guy kill me so fast?”
Why can’t I self heal?
What are these bandages you speak of?
I’ve been playing for hours, why haven’t I gotten any epics?
Doesn’t this game have a quest tracker?
Where are the achievements?
I hate having to eat~/~drink every 3 mobs.
I have to pay for skills?
My skills are not instantly appearing in my bar?
I have to actually go to a trainer and pay them for skills?
Why can’t I access heirlooms?
![:cactus:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/cactus.png?v=6" ":cactus:")
Would unironically be pretty cool since the, I guess, “heroic scale” of Vanilla is much smaller. I could have enjoy having some orc tell me about the pigs I need to go kill.
Why arn’t the quest givers at the entrance to the Dungion?
Where is the ship from Darnassus to StormWind?
How do I get from Darnassus to IF?
Where is the Flight Master in ________?
Why do they call it VC?
Where is the random dungeon finder?
Oh, the best one I heard from Vanilla which will be screamed in Classic:
“WTF do you mean the Enchanting trainer is in Uldaman???”