What does SW smell like?

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Well if we could stop people from tossing the corpses of the last few failed horde raids into the canal…

…come to think of it, you Horde canon fodder never showing up would help with this

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Still better than pooping in the streets like most Horde races. The only problem I have with Stormwind is that people fish out of it.

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Being surrounded by your own poop isnt much of an improvement.

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Is it ok to pick up girls in dungeons? Hestia is Bestia lol.

True. Just think of us as the Venice of Azeroth. :poop:

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I feel like SW smells somewhat like a park.

Orgrimmar probably smells like Detroit, MI.

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It is a harbor city. So fish.

But more seriously lol the horde have no fleet left and are loosing ground on all fronts. Until azshara and nzgoth make thier move allliance are at a huge advantage especially at sea.

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Stormwind! Pearl of cities! This is not a completely accurate description, of course — it was not round and shiny — but even its worst enemies would agree that if you had to liken Stormwind to anything, then it might as well be a piece of rubbish covered with the diseased secretions of a dying mollusc.

There’s a saying that all roads lead to Stormwind, greatest of all Azeroth cities. At least, there’s a saying that there’s a saying that all roads lead to Stormwind. And it’s wrong. All roads lead away from Stormwind, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

Poets have tried to describe Stormwind. They have failed. Perhaps it’s the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it’s just that a city with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who prefer daffodils and no wonder. So let’s just say that Stormwind is as full of life as an old cheese on a hot day, as loud as a curse in a cathedral, as bright as an oil slick, as colourful as a bruise and as full of activity, industry, bustle and sheer exuberant busyness as a dead dog on a termite mound.

-Slightly edited Terry Pratchett

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So, it smells like Sewage and Toilets?

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That canal water isn’t moving very fast, so yes.

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Yes sir I have, and I feel that’s the perfect comparison hehe…

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Oh, does it also smell like Riots? Did your King make the cost of living in Stormwind too high?

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Riots would also describe French people and Paris. Again, speaking as a Frenchman lol.

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Has France ever gone more than a couple years without some form of riot? I mean, looking at the past couple hundred years it feels like Rioting is one of the National Past-times of France.

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No.

Yes.

Lol, just the truth I’m afraid hehe. We LOVE to complain :smiley:

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You’re already familiar with it. You guys take your stink with you wherever you go, so it will smell the same as Org to you.

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I would imagine it’s something like that fresh morning air you get in the NYC subway system. In July.

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Fire places, horse crap, Day old fish in barrels pulled from the open sewer system, sweaty drunken dwarves, baked bread, and freshly smithed steel, with just a hint of cinnamon.

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Maybe the mages can just teleport the poop elsewhere.

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SW smells like mayo on wonder bread.

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Depends on which quarter you’re in. I stay away from the dwarves.