Popcorn, check. Pies, check. Cake, check. Ready to see the huge amount of replies to this clear-as-day Sunday troll thread, even though it’s not Sunday yet.
I’ll answer your question with another question:
When was the last time your character took a bath?
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Tauren smell like dinner. Mmmmm. Good thing I just ate.
I think trolls smell kind of like herbs, or maybe weed. Actually it might be hemp.
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Goblins smell like sunshine dust.
Gnomes smell like soot and poo.
I’m guessing humans smell like a mixture of Irish Spring and horse 
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Everyone knows gnomes smell like baby powder and murlocs.
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/why-do-gnomes-smell-like-baby-powder/105924
Female trolls smell like: Raw coconut, ambergris, ambrette seed, champaca flower, and sugar cane.
Female dwarves: Soft leather, crushed lilac, bourbon-barreled stout, a hint of black musk, and smoke.
Female Tauren: Crushed grass, pink clover, and cedar.
Female Orcs: Sun-warmed steel, dried fruit, leather, and rosemary.
I could go on. I have a sensitive nose and think about how imaginary things might smell quite often.
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I smell of sulfur and lavender.
I smell of Manabuns and cinnamon. Also death but mainly Manabuns and Cinnamon
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Most Horde races: a toilet at an anime convention.
Blood Elves/Nightborne: Their own farts.
Draenei: Cabbage with traces of stripper perfume.
Night Elves: Leather, sweat, and whatever hairy cat they came riding in on.
Pandaren: Chinese food, with some “I’ve been plowing fields/doing martial arts all day” funk mixed in.
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Orcs smell like porks.
Gnomes smell like WD-40
Dwarves smell like beer
Cows smell like cows
Worgen smell like wolves
Goblins smell like explosion
Ladies.
Look in your hand. It’s two tickets to Blizzcon.
Look at me.
Now back to your hand.
The tickets are now Titan Residuum.
Anything’s possible when your man smells like Troll’d Spice.
I’m on a raptor.
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The ONLY race that evokes a scent every time I see them is night elves.
I realize it is some mental thing but if you ever wondered, night elves smell like moth balls, especially the males.
Male blood elves smell like old lady perfume.
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I think nightborne smell like dust, old books, and dry attics that haven’t been open in years. Not in an awful way.
Nice, but I think it’s missing a couple lines in the beginning…
Hey! That’s my smell, ty. Turned earth, old books, and potpourri.
I smell like Baby Powder; I also smell like the sweet release of Death.
Worgen–wet dog
nightelf–wet cat
Forsaken–dead dog or cat
Dark Iron Dwarf–Sulfur, brimstone,
Dwarf–wet bear
Tauren–poo
Orc–blood and sweat
Troll–unwashed armpit
Goblin–gunpowder
Bloodelf–hairspay
Voidelf–crazy
Humans–sweat
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