-walks in, grimmaces, walks back out-
tosses a rubber duck at
Hey now, I was just here to get trust 1. No need to be rood.
i was tossing that duck outside!
RUN!!
ITS POSSESSED!
random rubber duck quacks randomly
cocks head to the side How is duck possessed? It is just a living rubber duck. Has all the right to life as you and I, me thinks.
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…
rubber duck randomly floats
points at the duck
uhh… dat why, that and a random warlock was smacking people with it.
Oh! My. I think that was one of my experiments gone awry. Don’t mind the duck. It isn’t a mega death ray in disguise at all.
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runs away as a random death-ray spews out from the duck
looks at the duck
Yeah…no. I’m just gonna be not here… I’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this leads.
/makes a Void Portal and steps through
Wait wait I need that magic. Ducky, go after the void man please.
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random rubber ducky chases after taramis
meanwhile hawke is behind a turn over couch
is…
is it gone?
another portal opens up and Taramis falls to the floor as his shadow clones hold the duck in place as the portal closes
Ha! Take that! Kersia, stop letting your experiments get loose.
Tch, my experiments are integral to the plot.
Then do it at Karazhan. I’m sure Khadgar and Medivh would be amused at the antics.
runs back from the kitchen
GUYS!!!
I tried making coffee! And the coffee pot exploded an caught on fire again!!!
Strange…just what did you put in the coffee pot?
some coffee mix a goblin gave me…
at hindsight, i think i should say it was gunpowder instead of coffee grounds…
That would explain it then. I’d also say it’s a safe bet to heavily scrutinize anything a goblin gives you.
Did you know listen to the tag line they love to shout? “Goblin products are built to blast!” Remember that?
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i thought it was a advertisement for how much it will taste and give you a boost of energy.