WET Community Lounge #Eternity

Lore World's End Tavern: Role-play and Fan Fiction
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That was me haunting your house. I got the wrong address. Sorry. :frowning:

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check the address next time!
it’s important :stuck_out_tongue:

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15307

I even got the wrong town!! Sheesh I suck at haunting. :disappointed_relieved:

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i mean, with technology these days, yer haunting can be improved by 1 click or tap of yer phone away!

hands a tray of chili fries also, ya need a snack from time too time, haunting can burn calories with all the runnin, jumping and even hiding an so on.

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accepts the chili fries and says between sobs and shoveling mountains of chili fries in her mouth
I’m just no good at this stuff! I haven’t even gotten a single soul for the Mistress in over a week, what She will do to me if I don’t get her a soul soon is not a pretty sight. Not at all.:sob:

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15310

well…

did they specify what kind of soul?
or just a soul in general?

because if not… well we got rats comin in here still.

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suddenly stops eating and mouth opens in shock while a fry falls out
Hmmm…I never thought of that! I don’t think She specified what kind of souls; however, I don’t think rats have souls with a soul being an entity that is self-aware as opposed to a spirit which is simply an life animating force. I shall consult the Infernal Law Books on that. Thanks.

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Mogu gathered souls by poaching, i see why not with rats and other vermin… you probably could start a business there involving harvesting souls from vermin an making a payment in coin for killin em.

not too mention necromancers raised swarms of em too kill people or even too protect certain areas.
kinda works, but i just suggest wearin more armor under that.

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15313

I have to be really careful though since She is Glasya the daughter of Asmodeus the ruler of the Nine Hells. She is very picky.

https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Glasya

It’s worth a try though if I can’t get any humanoid souls.

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if that’s the case, kobolds, go nuts there, they live in mines and there are too many of them in westfall’s mines, also gnolls, those guys are kinda siiiiiiiiiiick…
i mean, seriously, i saw one make a skin suit out of humans, i mean, who does that?!?!

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Hmmm, maybe a large number of average souls would satiate her unbridled lust for power…

rolls eyes She’s so like her father…power power and did I say POWER!

Not a bad idea there Mr. Hawkéns! Thanks!!

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if that does not work, just remember, murlocs are also acceptable, since they are EVERYWHERE…
with water that is.

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Murlocs are a weird bunch though. The few times I consumed their souls, they have this side effect of making me want to dance around in a pink tutu and sing the Jolly Green Giant song. Might be funny though if I give them to Glasya, seeing the Princess of Hell dance in pink tutu and singing the Jolly Green Giant song.

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alright then…
that is umm…
very weird.

least its not weird as the folks in westfall making westfall stew out of murloc eyes.

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15319

Have to watch out for Murlocs, they are like…not rational and tend towards the Far Realms. Eat them at your own risk…of sanity.

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Not even enough meat on a murloc to really be worth cooking them…

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Need about a hundred to cook up a decent meal, then, while waiting for dessert, we can all dance in a pink tutu and sing the Jolly Green Giant song. :smiley:

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15324

That is awesome!! :smiley:

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