…
blank stare
kidding right?
“Why would I stab you? Have I EVER tried to kill you before? NO. I have NOT.”
Exactly, even if i am smeared in peanut butter, you’d never stab me!
looks up from her work, trying to remember where she is. Peanut butter might work if it’s the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Hello, I would like to report an insane man running around in a peanut butter suit… looks at Hawken’s No… just peanut butter…
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“Exactly. But another man? That depends on who they are, and why I am mad at them.”
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AHHHHH!!
smeared in peanut butter
THE BUTTER SHALL MAKE ME IMMORTAL!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
“I think you will need more than just Peanut Butter, for that.”
/giggle
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Yer right…
puts a slice of bread on his head
“You silly Human.”
/lolh
can’t sleep now i guess i need peanut butter or something
I’m a sandwich…
gives a jar peanut butter
use it wisely…
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“Sounds more like Bait than Protection.”
/giggle
Depends who ya use it for really.
but it will protect me… specially from dragons with peanut allergies…
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Looks from Mistress Sin to Hawken’s then back again.
You are right, peanut butter alone isn’t enough. passes Mistress Sin a loaf of bread,
stay perfectly still Hawken’s I know what I’m doing. Starts randomly sticking pieces of bread to Hawken’s
has no idea what she is doing
“That’s about ALL it will protect you from.”
/wicked laugh
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stands still
Bread armor…
I LIKE YER STYLE!
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Raises hand
What about dragons that like fire roasted peanuts.
Some of my ideas are great, continues to stick bread onto Hawken’s.
Have you thought of adding raspberry or strawberry jam. The Dragon might mistake you forvdead and pass you by, for livelier foodvthat puts up a fight.
(Mistress Sin hands you a few loaves of TOASTED bread.)
“Better protection.”
/grin
/giggle
Awakens, sits up groggily, begins wiping turnip soup from his face
Hullo! I heard TOAST?!
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“Our Lounge dinged 8000! YAY!!”
/happy dance
/giggle
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