And that song’s shadowy twin…
No no, those were demons.
The Shadow is evil. And the Naaru get confused sometimes.
“The Light IS Evil. You will learn, hopefully in time.”
yrel in the light we are one
My name is Malfoncé, and I approve of this message.
The LIGHT IS GOODNESS made tangible. It does not bark lies in your ear, it brings truth, it does not herald paranoia, it brings peace. And one day you will forsake those tentacles for a gloriously lush mane like mine.
And on that day you be at peace, because tentacles only go places you dont want them to.
Fight, Fight, the Light and the Night.
The Light is wounded, but the Night is alright!
“I forgive you, your ignorance. It’s not your fault you have been brainwashed. You will see the truth, eventually.”
/tentacle flip
How can you doubt this hair?! Tentacle lady you must see, the whispers in your brain errode your character and poop in your follicles!
Do not succumb to darkness. It only brings hair despair.
#hairdespair
whoever heard of light chocolate
Dark Chocolate is better
“The Void is NOT The Darkness. You have been blinded by The Evil Light. I pity you.”
/running pounce
/tentacle huggle
"I’m aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don’t care,
Cause they’re not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they’re just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, “Beware” and go off on a tear!
I say, “No fair!”
A head that’s bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!"
-George Carlin-
/hugs
Elune ain’t no light lady either
The void is the darkness. Elune is a naaru, 70/30 dark chocolate is okay but 100% is pure baking cocoa, and druidism is sorcery with a tree in the middle. Prove me wrong.
AND IM A POET AND DIDNT KNOW. IT
#fullguard #capedcrusaders #vimandbrio
“Dark Lady watch over us.”
that’s it! you all don’t want the light! fine!!!
*turns off the light switch *
With this monopoly on the light switch, we will make errr… donate millions!
/giggle
The light does sit nice and comfy in human buildings while us dark folk try to make an impact /giggle