Westfall homeless are lazy liars

If you ever in a situation of starvation you would understand why they couldn’t just go out and kill the boar etc. for food. Conserving energy is important you wouldn’t have enough to kill or move fast to obtain the food.

In otherwords ,you are completely helpless,it doesn’t help when we go there and take their food either or the horde attacks them does it?

Clearly the main industries used to be mining and farming. But the mining jobs went away and corporate farmers own all the farms (I mean, like, four families own all the farms).

Seriously, though, I ALWAYS wished that Blizzard would devote a whole expac to restoring all the areas destroyed in Cata. Just in Westfall there are lots of possibilities!

Ooh can we turn it into a chicken loa?

There are alot of possibilities yes,but if the did it would rewrite the history of the game.

Well, op. You could just not do the quest rather than subjecting the rest of us to your “take” on “Are there no prisons? Are there no poorhouses?”.

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I would like a questline where we start teaching them to hunt, and helping them to build shelter. Varian could have started helping them, now we have King Better Hair then Belves have in office he can give them some assistance.

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I think I overheard a conversation similar to this in Westfall…

ARTHUR: Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

WOMAN: No one lives there.

ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

WOMAN: We don’t have a lord.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,…

ARTHUR: Yes.

DENNIS: …but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting…

ARTHUR: Yes, I see.

DENNIS: …by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,…

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: …but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major–

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn’t vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don’t vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,…

[angels sing]

…her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.

[singing stops]

That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn’t you?

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Well they may be a bunch of homeless liars, but they sure know how to make a mean Westfall Mudpie.

Made from 100% fresh dirt and coyote tails.
Yum!

How dare they defy Azshara

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They’re not stupid. They’re just the victims of an unjust and immoral society.

They’ve been homeless, due to an event, for a REALLY LONG TIME TOO. At this point they are no longer homeless because of what happened, but because they seem to have accepted a “homeless lifestyle.”

There is pigs all the place I’ve probably killed a thousand of them myself.

The alliance should build a wall to keep them out.

Does mud pie even have any nutrient value? I ate it and …nothing happened except my tummy rumbling.

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Excuse me, but M’lord’s name is Brad Pitt :slight_smile:

Man eating boars, wolves, and vultures.

As long as they save me some. Also I isn’t there a large chicken farm there still?

If he was a Brad Pitt I might not want to kill him, but King Bieber needs to die.

And

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:joy::rofl::joy::rofl::joy::rofl:

Well, let’s look at us, then them.

We’re trained (or at that point, in training) adventurers, with magically enhanced weaponry and armor, skills that even at that point are potent by the average level 0 NPC, and quite possibly heirlooms from head to toe making us relative juggernauts for the area’s level.

They are untrained, unarmored and unarmed peasants who would have problems knowing which end of a pike is the holdy part (meaning the end you grab onto). They are barely able to scrabble enough dirt to eat. And pretty much everything around them wants to kill them, so their morale is somewhat damaged.

So, you’re suggesting that Farmer Dirt-scrounger go attack something what has ten times his strength, health, and lethality and try to eat it. And I’m talking about the bunnies here.

Seriously. If they were capable of doing anything beyond putting on their boots-- those who have boots, that is-- they wouldn’t hire us to do it for them. And no, they aren’t aware that they are rewarding you with a magical stick of boom, either. They think it’s Grampa’s old back-scratcher. That’s why we get the nice things and they can’t have them.

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ARISE CHICKEN! ARISE!

Hmmm… maybe stand over here. Better reception.

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right? if only hunting was a thing.