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by the old gods I hate the night shift

Ma’am I am the night manager and also the cook. Our company went into a new direction to give everybody several jobs at a lower pay.

Please just wait your turn and can you fix the table you just flipped?

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dont make me sic my succubus on you!

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Today’s special is grilled durian with a few lucky tenders.

I’m sorry that’s part of our morning breakfast you’ll just simply have to wait.

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I don’t get it. But check my name and guild out regardless

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excuse me i was told you serve breakfast all day here! yep im gonna be THAT customer!

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I’ll have a liter of cola

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He may like that. May want to send your doom guard instead.

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That was under our old management.

As I said to the previous nutcase we are taking a new direction.

Please come back in the morning.

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Do kids 12 and under still eat free?

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i will not be spoken to thusly! I AM POWERFUL BLOOD ELF ATTORNEY! i demand you honor my expired coupon for a free cherry pie!

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I don’t think we have a liter of cola I’ll have to check with that.

You can just up your combo for an extra 25 cents.

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That would be a no. Another reason why we’re under New management.

We do have combos that serve up to 10 people.

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Lemme get a 10 piece Spicy Mcmurloc meal, and it better be fresh. :unamused:

Well, my family will probably moove along. Price hikes are a pain in the dairy aire.

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takes expired coupon and gives two apple pies.

Sorry that’s the best I can do. Now please move along I have other customers to serve.

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excuse me sir THIS IS FOR ONE CHERRY PIE! now i am NOT LEAVING until i get my cherry pie!

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Okay look take your coupon over across the street to Panda King and tell the manager there I sent you.

He’ll give you your cherry pie.

Thank you for coming.

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Thank you for coming. If you fill out this 20-page questionnaire you are eligible for a 5% discount on your next visit.

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oh that is it! I AM GONNA LEAVE A HORRIBLE mana addict review on the ELF website. worst customer service EVER!

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