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Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut…to go…

Nah, the Earthen immediately recruited other races to run restaurants for those that don’t eat rocks. They recognized that they would probably not know how to cook actual food. There is a quest about that.

lol I fume when people go through the drive thru to order (seemingly) for ten people.

Go inside if you are getting food for an entire large family.

I’ll have a Hot-Dog! Hold the Mayo! :heart_eyes:

Does your ice cream machine work?

When i was quite abit younger i worked two different fast food jobs. Both prioritized drivethru first. I imagine that hasn’t changed.

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Yes sir it does, would you like a cake, waffle, or cup?

I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Ah, The McThunderbluff!

is that jowl bacon? I WANT JOWL BACON NOW!

Yes, it’s our employee of the month… you see an inexplicably sentient icecream machine running the restaurant

Honey roasted arachnid with a dash of voidberries. Served on a dish of runed crests and a single valorstone for garnish. For dessert, Cyrce has Oribos onions that are to die for

:ocean: :crab: :ocean: :crab:

Ma’am we serve food here, not garbage.

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I want an order of your entire stock of food and diet coke for now and the next 3 years please.

PANDA HUNGRY!!!

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Ill get a … hmmm
No i think. Mabey…
What about. I dont know.

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I need 10 hotdogs, Shocckington! :: proceeds to throw gold around while hitting patrons with a fry spatula ::

Will you be paying with cash or credit?

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“No, it’s not. Sorry.”

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I’ll order the menu, just don’t forget the pickles…

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Gimme a Stone-Lamburger , hold the moss.

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