They’re just so tall and cute and pink/purple! And they have this adorable little bounce when they stretch their legs and I just want to trap them against the wall and nibble those long ears of theirs!
Just felt like sharing.
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Backs away slowly
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/bounce /bounce /bounce
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I’m calling the police.
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I’ve read enough fanfics to know where this is going.
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slightly related: the new night elf customizations look amazing, especially for the males. I just wish playable male night elves had less gross body proportions so I could play one.
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[nelf police squad rushes in. They all then proceed to /dance]
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Approaches eagerly
I like you!
Hordeborne! You better hope we never meet on the field of battle, or I shall bring my might against you. And afterwards, when you are on your knees, beaten, broken, and at mercy, I shall…wait, hold on…oh right, war’s over.
Yeah. Nightborne are pretty nice too, but night elves have highborne options now.
Yeah. The night elves got really good stuff this time around.
War is never over, I will beat you in a rap battle in front of all your friends.
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I’d prefer something a bit more…physical of a confrontation.
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You just want me to touch you with my giant man hands.
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Well then I’m gonna Slide your kid
Then I’m gonna Tie you up, Package you up and sell you to the highest bid
Well then your big hands are perfect for touching! Massages, and all that, I mean
I did not agree to this rap duel. I’m terrible at things like that
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I’m telling my mom you want to bite my ears!
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you need a cold shower?
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Sargeras didn’t go far enough with you space goats.
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…Ears are not snacks.
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Ma’am this is an Arby’s.
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Go and tell her to come and stop me. Then I’ll nibble her ears instead…
Nah I’m fine for now, sort of. Can’t face life with the cold shower approach!
Rude! Bad dog! Don’t make me get the Repentance newspaper!
I guess not, but those bouncy N.Elf ladies are…
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Joke’s on you, stinky draenei. My mom is a human, not an elf. She will tell the Stormwind guards and they will throw you in the stockades 