We are one week away from Blizzards traditional April fool's

For Brewfest there will be a half off special on Cohronah

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Horrific Vision Sylvanas takes Manhatten.

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They should make a plague-like ingame event.

Like the bug with DK’s that killed people in cities?

“For a limited time only, we’ve unleashed the Corrupted Blood Plague back into Azeroth”

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Less then before most likely, going off from last year’s.

That would be a horrific vision, Dr. Manhattan doesn’t wear any pants…

Actually, jokes about being cooped up inside would probably be appropriate. Not the cause of it (which isn’t a laughing matter), but just WoW characters going crazy from cabin fever. Just to hammer out a few random ones:

  • The blood elf desperately trying to open the locked door because the tauren are having beans for dinner.
  • Dwarves running out of beer and being unable to restock.
  • Nightborne asking where the toilet paper is only for the orcs to ask “What’s toilet paper?”
  • Draenei calming playing long-distance card games with each other and telling the other, shorter-lived races (who are going stir-crazy, of course) “it’ll only be for a short while”.
  • Pandaren calmly meditating to pass the time… only to snap and go berserk when he gets a notification about something on whatever the equivalent of a smartphone is for Azeroth.
  • Slow zoom out of various bits of cacaphony… to peaceful, quiet and idyllic hilltop with a couple of death knights (one from each faction), smiling and drinking some fruity cocktail with a slice of lemon in it.
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“We plan to listen to shadowlands feedback”

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something essence related of course.

sir you’re gonna get reported saying mean things like that

Diablo 4 is scheduled to be released this year…APRIL FOOLS’!!!

Because you demanded it: Grummels.

Racial powers:
Lucky do: full heal, auto remove all CC’s for 5 minutes, 30 second cooldown, refresh early to extend, persists through logout.
Mountaineers: can simply run up any incline, even -40!
That looks valuable!: 15Xas many grey item drops

Class options:
Bard
Necromancer
Tinker
Demonhunter
King
Exarch
quest giver.

It’ll just be this on the front page

Coming late 2020!

I expect them to do away with april fools crap because its old now. Everyone expects april fools day to be full of idiots trying to be funny. The dead horse has become one with the pavement on an atomic level.

I think they’ll still do one; typing up forum posts and sharing ideas doesn’t require them to be physically present… though I do hope they are all safe and doing well.

The merger happened when Sunwell Plateau was endgame content, and has far less of an impact than you assume it does.

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The headlight for Mechagnome mounts now has a laser cannon useable only by Gnomes and Mechagnomes.

:cookie:

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Thats a pretty depressing outlook you got there.

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yea that would be kinda “too soon” kinda material

since people are missing wod because its supposed to be better then bfa, we give you, warlords of draenor 2 with yrel as the bad girl who will become the hero by the end of xpac

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