Warriors ASSEMBLE

[Chubbypengui-area-52]

Ok death knight, tell me why are you here.

Is it because you have an addiction for warrior ale

Or

Is there a secret motivation

[Zynthiax-emerald-dream (Zynthiax)]

I’m here because i can be here, simple as that. And when it comes to warrior ale… Well tbh, the monks have way better ale and they don’t make alot of fuss about it when i take some of theirs…

Here is a quiz for you: How many warriors does it take to throw out a DK from a party?

[Arshia-alexstrasza]

The fury of the bear combines pure strength and wild magic. Your limbs can’t beat that

Sure they can, we pick up two 2H maces and beat you druids into tenderised wild game

Warriors are cool and all, but imagine not being able to solve any problem that physical violence is useless against.

ya plopping totems is a real problem solving method

casts strangulate

Can you repeat that, i didn’t quite hear you because of the crying of a certain warrior…

Strangulate only works on magic users, unlike bashing you in the face when you channel your weak magic!

[Aenadrel-hydraxis]

RAWWWR now 120 and smashing faces.

[Peiho-moon-guard]

I’m here, where are the dumplings?

[Trannis-bonechewer]

Warriors = Best Class

[Carissaria-aggramar]

Sure they can, we pick up two 2H maces and beat you druids into tenderised wild game

But can you beat a resto druid into wild game?

[Zynthiax-emerald-dream (Zynthiax)]

Warriors = 2nd Best Class

There you go, i corrected it for you!

[Zynthiax-emerald-dream (Zynthiax)]

They grow up so fast…

[Nøkken-dalaran]

and give noogies, wedgies, hurtz donuts and dead arms to these pathetic little magic wielders

Touch me and you’ll have roots coursing through your veins >:c

[Carissaria-aggramar]

Exactly. Plus my thorny body would hurt them more than me!

[Arshia-alexstrasza]

But can you beat a resto druid into wild game

they are usually in travel form before they die. Venison is delicious, especially DRUID VENISON

Touch me and you’ll have roots coursing through your veins >:c

your veins would be spurting blood from a severed head. silly druids and their nature fantasies

Plus my thorny body would hurt them more than me!

Thorns < Metal

[Carissaria-aggramar]

they are usually in travel form before they die.

I’ve killed rogues, BDKs, warriors, and paladins as resto. No travel form needed.

your veins would be spurting blood from a severed head

Hard to do that when trolls regen.

Thorns < Metal

My thorns have pierced demonsteel. What hope does mere plate have?

[Arshia-alexstrasza]

I’ve killed rogues, BDKs, warriors, and paladins as resto. No travel form needed.

yawn

Hard to do that when trolls regen.

So you should be ten times more worried about a troll warrior then, crushing your little weeds with fury and rage

My thorns have pierced demonsteel. What hope does mere plate have?

More hope than your weeds against a lawnmower

[Carissaria-aggramar]

yawn

You must be a beast since my hibernate worked

So you should be ten times more worried about a troll warrior then, crushing your little weeds with fury and rage

Nope! Hard to crush when you are 20 feet under the dirt.

More hope than your weeds against a lawnmower

Lawnmower?

[Arshia-alexstrasza]

You must be a beast since my hibernate worked

no, it’s druids are about as threatening as a pillow on a bed.

Nope! Hard to crush when you are 20 feet under the dirt.

But you couldn’t do that if you had an eternity to try!

Lawnmower?

yes, warriors are the lawn mower, druids are the weeds

[Naryu-velen (Naryu)]

Cant kill what you can’t see

[Chubbypengui-area-52]

I cant see you because you are my seat cushion.
Squishy rogues make good seat cushions!

[Naryu-velen (Naryu)]

My poison will kill you even if you could defeat me

[Mcgirbles-uther (Mcgirbles)]

Few hours earlier Mcgirbles drunkenly stumbles and see’s Naryu’s poison vials and pours the contents out and refills it with whiskey.

Walks away and says with a drunken slur

I guess I aws told. (I guess I was told)