Warriors ASSEMBLE

Gives Chubbypengui a mug of ale

Here, have this! This will help. Dont forget to pay up before you leave… If you don’t have any gold i guess we can make some kind of arrangement.

If you give me dead arms or other limbs, I will take that as a sign that you want me to make an abomination to bully gnomes and Druids.

Did I mention I like my men to be not ORCS?

Hmmmmm. Did we manage to scare off all the Warriors from their party? Oh well, more ale for us!

RAWR, also now level 34 and counting.

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64 here, also leveling.
Like many true Warriors, we spend less time on ftivolous things and go for the hard times of quests and levels.
(Lookds at all the non-Warriors in the thread) See them? They’re jealous.
Let’em have their fun; they’ll come crawling to us when the going gets tough!
Begins slaming axe against shield!
SKJOLDBALKR!
TIL VALHAL!
Headbutts every Warrior in the thread before leaving

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While this hasn’t updated as of when I post this… I’m now up to 49 almost 50.

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takes your arm and heroic leaps to a platform non-Warriors can’t get to
It’s okay, the party was over long before the crashers pooped on it!

headbutts nonsense!

Listen up warriors! it’s time to get this rabble out of here. All together and all at once, intimidating shout and scatter these magic nancies and undead phonies once and for all!
RAWR

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Arshiiiiiaaa, thank odyn you are here.

After I returned with the ale and snacks the death knights came out of hiding like vultures!

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Ironic isn’t it? Vultures follow them around coz of the smell, and they circle our party like poseurs who don’t have anything cool going on in Acherus!

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What? A platform i cant reach ?? Outrageous! But i know how to solve this…

Whistles at Sindragosa and orders her to fly me up to that platform

Hello warriors… I’m baaaaaack!
btw, do you have any ale up here?

Well it’s pretty dead in Acherus :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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kicks the head off Sindragosa and sends her blindly flying back to Acherus with you

hands you the internet you’ve won this today :laughing:

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Yes we do have drinkies for the likes of you!
:baby_bottle::baby_bottle::baby_bottle:
now don’t forget to wash your little handsies!

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Finds the mead stash

I’m a warrior of the light! I have a shield and a hammer, kinda like y’all and can do the Captain America dance very, very well.

Captain America didn’t need magic to kick butt, he’s a WARRIOR through and through!

shoos you away with a broom BAD!

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Playful nips Arshia’s ears defiantly

(Edited wording)

Tread VERY carefully Paladin…

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Looks around cautiously

Hands you a photo of a Norwegian Forest Cat in Loave mode