Warriors ASSEMBLE

Chubby… You shouldn’t have <3

Opens arms for a hug

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My (now level 21) warrior asked that you put some ale where warriors below level 40 can get to it, apparently my velf warrior is too drunk to not just smash the barrels when heroic leaping.

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I will soon be able to expose the world to the glory that is my bare chest.

Blocking sword thrusts with my chest hairs.

Is that manly enough?

Drinks another stein of Ale.

Yup I think so.

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My alpaca will gladly hand you mugs and get you refills! :penguin:

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:bow_and_arrow: :arrow_right: :arrow_right: :arrow_right: :arrow_right: :arrow_right::woman_mage::dizzy_face::skull_and_crossbones:

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Deathgrips a keg o ale and walks away with it Sorry warriors, this keg is mine…

You’re too weak with those puny arms. You wont be going nowhere!:penguin:

watches Zynthiax struggle with barrel of ale

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Who said i’m the one who going to carry it? I’m smart, i’m powerful and i have a army of undeads to carry stuff for me… Orders several ghouls to collect more kegs

That’s how it’s done weak warriors…

Waving your silly little twig called a wand while I’m swinging around a giant battle axe.

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Can I join if my Rage Bar is Blue and I always start the fight in a state of absolute righteous fury?

Lazy weaklings…

How to do you always get back in the warrior party? There must be a secret tunnel somewhere.

But first I have to deal with these ghouls…

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Summons a pit lord to deal with the ghouls and provide her warriors some entertainment.

It’s easy. I walk up to the front gate, stare at the so called guards. Then i just point at a random direction and say, oh look there is “insert random warrior streamer’s name” and the warrior guards runs like small children towards a candy store… Then i walk in, drink some ale and walk back out with all the kegs. Easy as that…

You just wait until this root gets dispelled so that I can charge you.

Speaking of… can our pocket healers come? I like my healers.

LIES! The only way to enter is to leap up the hill and charge the target dummy!

That is a question for Arshia. She runs the party!

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Watches Sindragosa pick up pit lord and drop it on Jessail Please do not loiter. Even if this ground is warrior ground, it’s under protection of the DKAA ( Death Knights Ale Association ) Even if they happen to be Warriors, they still got good taste when it comes to ale…

All these friendly paladins and warlocks, I cannot think for own in this drunken stupor

We are being Invaded!

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You happy now dear?

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Watches her warriors spell reflect it back at the intruder. Hey I’m here as a +1 and only to provide entertainment, they are paying me with ale and snacks.