WAR on Alliance!

I can say way more mean things to you all
on Twitter compared to forums.

Wait, are you saying this dribbling is the best warlcok on Wyrmcrest?

Hope you all are ready for another fun filled day! Think I’ll take a walk in SW later with my friends :grin:

Nah, just a baddie who talks big because of numbers. When he was Alliance spouting “Death to the Horde!” nonsense, my guild alone wiped him up in Ogrimmar - even with all the lag. Outside of numbers, these guys are trash tier. Which I mean… is kind of obvious with how he’s acting.

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Hey now, he isn’t trash tier. I know this because I’m trash tier (worst PvP rogue WrA) and I’m waaaay better than him.

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That’s it I’m calling Ephie

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This is a suspect claim. I too am trash tier and have always considered myself the worst rogue on WrA and possibly global.

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Hello i am here to claim my title of worst rogue of wra where is my compensation

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I don’t think I’ve ever hit “summarize this topic” more quickly

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Me am wrost rouge

I’m ashamed to say I never even realized this was a thing.

Also, it makes this thread 10x funnier.

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the summation ends on dawnblood sharing a video with a GoT joffrey thumbnail and title that says “no man who has to say he is king is truly a king” which, really, is one of the best automated forum burns I’ve seen.

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all rogues are the worst rogue on wra

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May i have your attention please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real worst rogue please stand up?
I repeat, will the real worst rogue please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here.

Y’all act like you never seen a Rogue before.
Jaws all on the floor like a Pally and a Warlock just burst through the door!
And started Gankin’ worse than before.

The rogue said …nothing, you idiots, rogue is dead, he’s locked in the graveyard!
Healers hate the worst rogue
Rogues? I’m sick of them!
Look at them, stabbing the you-know-where, spamming the you-know-what! “Yeah but they’re totally cute though”
Yeah, they got a couple screws up in their heads loose
But no worse than when they get the slash shoo’s
Sometimes I just want to get on Twitch and let loose, but I can’t!
But it’s cool for Demon hunters to glide through!

Rogue, target the priest!
Rogue, target the priest!

And if you can find it kick him in the teeth
And that’s the message we deliver to the healers
And expect them to know what a juke is
Of course they don’t know what a juke is
Never had to use it
Never found a rogue to kick it

I am the worst rogue, the real worst rogue.
All you other rogues? Are just imitating!
So won’t the worst rogue, please stand up!
Please stand up! Please stand up!

And there’s a million of us just like me!
Who gank like me
Who can’t finish a kill like me
Who just vanish away like me!
Who gear like me, BG hero like me, rank, shank and gank like me.
Might be the next best thing, but not quite me!

I’m like a head trip to listen to! Cause I’m only giving you,
Sap to rage about in your computer room!
The only difference is, I got the stealth to avoid you!
Annoy you, in front of you all, and I don’t gotta be false or high ranked at all!

I just enter the BG and sap it
And whether you permit, I just blind it
Worst than ninety percent of the Rogues out there.
And the BG leader spitting out chat like its valuable
Funny, cause by the time I’m thirty!
I’ll be the only person with a Rogue mercing!
Sappin’ the healers, blinding the worgens!
I’m a jerk, but this whole bag of tricks isn’t working!
And every single person is another rogue lurking.

I could be at the lumbermill spittin’ on your warlock.
Or on the road circling.
Screaming to the team WHY ARE WE LOSING?!
With his addons down and his kick still up!
And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control!
And one more time, as loud as you can! How does it go?

I am the worst rogue, the real worst rogue.
All you other rogues? Are just imitating!
So won’t the worst rogue, please stand up!
Please stand up! Please stand up!

I guess there’s a worst rogue in all of us.

Forget it, let’s all stand up.

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I <3 you man

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Man you must really have a lot of time on your hands if you’re going to spend your quarantine hunting RPers lol.
Pick up painting, or something.

We can though it’s literally a button available at any rest stop. Just click open your talents and- ah there we go. That little dot right there.

Today I learned WrA players don’t speak for WrA.

I personally won’t be turning off Warmode but I highly doubt your “plans” will come to fruition anyway… Lol

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what are you gonna do, quote Pewdiepie at us

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Teens today love two things

Dabbing

And bullying me on twitter

Duel me coward

Here’s how that’ll go: we will wipe your base raid easy like Lionguard did yesterday, and then Xulot and you will get angry you got wiped by RPers and call Whatupdays and crash the server.

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