Want to make a Panda but

I still remember the German National Anthem. Though, I forget what all of it means.

The inherent derpyness of being a pandaren monk is exactly what drew me in.

I am not the proud human mage, the fearless orc warrior or the sinister undead warlock

I’m the fat guy with a stick run around, tasting good food and good brew and living by the Stormstout philosophy that “If we explore Pandaria too quickly, we will quickly run out of Pandaria to explore”

It is not for everybody, but I’m so glad it is there because the game it full of these epic races and classes and lore twists… to the point it is not really epic, but just sad and silly

It feels relaxing to be intentionally silly. I just can’t play any other way thesedays. Except for gnomes, of course… Because they can be even derpier.

So, here I am, fat panda throwing casks of brew on Muezalla’s face, the big bad loa of death

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Pandas are worse then Trolls with there Scoliosis. Big fat obese bouncy bears with silly voices.

No thanks! I think the race was to appeal to 10 year olds!

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So is screaming “lok’tar ogar”, on the edgy “Suffer well” from death knights and the “i have sacrificed everything what have you given” from dhs.

Let’s please not pretend World of Warcraft is or has ever been anything close to mature.

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Uh… I think 10 years olds like to play male blood elves more…kids that age want to look cool…

And they think male blood elves look cool…

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That is true, but as a fantasy game about killing dragons and the opposing faction Lovey dovey cuddly Pandas do not fit!

They do look cool compared to overweight obese Funny bone eating Pandas. Why can’t there be healthy Pandas?

Yeah that’s why kids don’t play Pandas…or so I think.

Only adults who don’t take this game seriously play it…well since it’s just a game.

You were the Chosen one!
you were supossed to destroy the pandas not join them!

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It’s sorta what it sounds like in english that makes me like it so much, it’s so nonsensical!

If the was a way to play the game without the inception of MoP I would lol

The starting area is awesome. Too bad that once you leave, you can never go back there. I wish Blizzard would fix this.

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I meeeean, you don’t have to leave.

My fury warrior is a pandaren female because they have the best melee animations in the game, imo

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I’ll have you know that we are pretty healthy. We are bears, damn it. If you ever see a thin bear, call a vet, they need it.

Throws cask of beer VIOLENTLY

I am fiercer than you will ever be, bro

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Nah, Pandas are for people that don’t take the game, or themselves, too seriously. It’s kids that want to be “cool”, and wrap their own self esteem up in their characters.

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They’re fat, I’m fat.
They love food, I love food.

Me and that race connected on so many levels.

Kul Tirans are even bigger, and unlike Pandaren, weighing a lot isn’t natural for their species. Also, obesity is no good. I struggle with it myself.

Being a panda is great. You can smack talk opposite faction pandas in /say.

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Never really thought Pandaren looked derpy, personally; barring a couple animations. Then again my view might be skewed as I pretty much exclusively play female characters in WoW and half the time I see other Pandaren they’re also female.

So…play a girl, I guess; unless you find Pandaren universally derpy, then I don’t really know what to say. Frankly I’m more into them for their lore than aesthetics anyway.

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