while everyone is getting high on the microplastics, i’m out here hitting the macroplastics
also, i make sure to pay the strangers well.
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oh thats good.
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what’s also good is this song. holy smokes, proggy goodness. (definitely have to be in a mood for it, tho)
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i cleaned out gus’s eyes.
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is he okay?
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yeah. i just cleaned the eye crusts out.
On the eighth day of Classical Christmas my piano gave to me…
8 note chords a-playin’,
7 metrenomes a-swingin’,
6 melodies rising,
5 … bro-ken wires!!!
4 pedals moving,
3 Beethoven pieces,
2 musical clefts,
… and a pianist that’s very con-fused. 
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“I don’t feel like breaking it all down, so here it is, in it’s total…”
“A Haunted Christmas Song…”
“First Christmas At Collinwood”
“Sung to the tune of ‘The Twelve Days Of Christmas’”
"On the first day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“There’s a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the second day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“We’ve got bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the third day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“We have ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“I saw a coffin in the basement.
This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“I saw a vampire in the bathroom,
A coffin in the basement.
This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“There’s a banshee in the bedroom,
A vampire in the bathroom,
A coffin in the basement.
This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“There’s a demon in the mirror,
A banshee in the bedroom,
A vampire in the bathroom,
A coffin in the basement.
This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“There’s a witch at the window,
A demon in the mirror,
A banshee in the bedroom,
A vampire in the bathroom,
A coffin in the basement.
This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“There’s a skeleton in the closet,
A witch at the window,
A demon in the mirror,
A banshee in the bedroom,
A vampire in the bathroom,
A coffin in the basement.
This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!”
"On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
My true love said to me,
“Please take me home, there’s a
Skeleton in the closet,
A witch at the window,
A demon in the mirror,
A banshee in the bedroom,
A vampire in the bathroom,
A coffin in the basement.
This place is strange!!!
There’s a zombie in the kitchen,
Ghosts in the hallway,
Bats in the attic,
And a werewolf hiding in the back yard!!!”
“Enjoy.”
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watching mario rom hacks. trying to find playthrough for a really hard mario 64 rom hack.
all i find are tool assisted speedrun videos. must be hard. wow 52 minutes to get one star.
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Good morning, Wagglers.
Friday is almost here. waggle waggle
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okay so. my dreams were as follows.
dream 1: I was playinng warcraft 1. with this guy chewing his mutton stick like there was no tomorrow. now in this dream i was playing humans in a norman keep dealio mass producing endless pikemen against a endless onslaught of goblins. eventually i was overwhelmed.
dream 2: i was rick harris from pawn stars and had to go to hq to send a letter of termination to that one dude who ran custom choppers called the old man?
dream 3:uhm…uhhh this dream oh boy. dunno i can uhm type this out without getting banned. uhm moving on. it involved pretty women and hot tubs and all that good stuff.
dream 4: i was playing mario party 5 but it was an amalgamation of all the different mario parties. I was playing waluigi.
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Not running, just walking away quietly.
Not my scene.
(I just had to deal recently with some newb with a sob story and a “need” for a pile of in game gold or, you know, real money. My mood is just a touch salty.)
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“Thursday, AKA Friday Eve.”
/grin
/giggle
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Antorus is proof that Light Forged Draenei are incompetent
First, a bunch of them die to the first boss.
Then a whole bunch of them die to an airstrike because they don’t take cover, despite yelling about taking cover.
Then a bunch of them die to lousy felguards in front of the portal to Eonar’s room.
Like . . . man . . . the Aussies showed more competence when they were losing to emus.
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Waggle on, Good Sir, Waggle on… 
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To be fair, no one was going to win that one. You could have the greatest army ever, with Alexander leading and Caesar and Napoleon as adjutants, and they wouldn’t have done any better.
Well, I suppose you could go full Scorched Earth with nukes and poison gas. But that ends up being a victory that just ain’t worth winning, doesn’t it?
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/revokes paddling license
Maidenless behavior was detected.
Aom in revoking your license for now.
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Hang on, you need a license to paddle?
Wiggling (moving fast)
Blamed on my coffee drink
Wiggling (moving fast) wiggling
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