WAGGLE Megalounge and Thread (Part 5)

“You DID list it twice.”

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didnt leauko list it the first time?

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“Okay. I see what happened. My bad.”

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What is my crime? Enjoying a succulent chinese meal?

a group of men standing next to each other with the words " we 're not assuring anything " on the bottom

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idc if you enjoy it. i just think its gross tasting…unless it sechzuhaun or however you spell it.

your under arrest for enjoying pineapple on pizza, a crime against the italians!

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Italians deserved it.

12 Battles of the Isonzo River? 12? Like come on guys, your enemy was the Austro-Hungarian Empire, not an actual competent army, and you couldn’t take a river after TWELVE tries?

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i think i figured out the chest pain thing. need to cut back on red bull.

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How Dare you insult part of my ancestry!
I’ll Hug you elf!!!

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I had an ex who ended up in the hospital from how many energy drinks she would drink.

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Hug an elf, you ruin the smell they have from bathing in a tub of perfume!

or was that the male belfs?
Do belfs even have males?

Nooo0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o!!! Not the maidens D:

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The Maidens are all gone!
They all joined the sisters of battle!

AND THERES NONE IN SPACE MARINES 2!

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Wild how history can be contingent on one thing.

If Franz Ferdinand hadn’t gotten shot, Austria-Hungry wouldn’t have declared war on Serbia.

Which means WWI wouldn’t have happened the way it happened, if it happened at all.

Which means Germany wouldn’t have been humiliated in defeat in 1918.

Which means no Stabbed in the Back myth.

Which means no Mustache Man and his band of murderous goons.

Which means no World War II

Which means no Cold War and neither the US nor the USSR become superpowers.

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austria hungary was gonna dissolve sooner or later

I think you just need to make sure to not mess up their hair while you’re hugging them

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ik all that history jazz man, but if it makes you laugh to joke about em, go ahead.
so long as someone laughs, even if its you, its worth mentioning.

all i know is, im part alot of things like german, italian, german, and ect ect.

idk, i had a belf get angry at me for lookin at her dog that murdered 4 cultist in 1 go.

i think im gonna go to bed. my body aches for sleep.

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Well hello there Mr buff and hirsuite hunter…
/Pokes Hawkens…

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why is this female elf poking me?

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