Used to slice tomatos for sauce.
Specifically BBQ sauce to slather the gnome kebobs with.
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I take a dozen please 
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Dominating humans is what we do best.
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must of been an ogres.
dont worry, its the help wanted ads section.
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Dread too lazy to get a job?
Named the Butcher 
I’m at work, please don’t assume too much.
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Pretending to work at a Hot Topic because you’re already a vampire does not constitute a “job”.
Oh I see, you mean in game, well my toons job is murder hobo just like yours 
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My job is to be chronically on the forums and be caustic to people I don’t like over minor abrasions between our personalities.
Cool bananas, so you RP as a Edgelord?
You should go terrorise all those miscreants on the Moonguard server 
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I like kittens too much to be edgy.
But I do hate people.
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Well I do agree people suck.
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This is where I’d say, “Except Hawkens”, but as an Attack Helicopter, he’s not a person in the first place.
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He’s the helicopter parent of dad jokes
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OH NO! ALTITUDE MALFUNCTION!
i ate too much chili fries!!!
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I thought you’re shooting all those seagulls that keep stealing chips from your chilli fries
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Every seagull should die.
they flew up, so i had to expel some gas too fly an keep altitude
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That’s not a malfunction – if you have to look down to see tree tops, you’re flying too high.
As long as you stay on the right side of the dirt, that is…
(Ground resonance will mess you up, man.)
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