Locked up in Breads Barn Dungeon more likely…
hey its not my fault she just wandered in there.
well no more farmer’s market for bread they moved time to wednesday evenings when i work. something about aligning with the citys music venues and blah blah blah more revenue. blah blah blah. more like someone bribed the city council. no one comes to this one horse town i live in for the music festivals unless you already know they exist. bunch of lies. guess ill just have to eat that much less. saves me money anyways. this 105lb frame needs to lose some weight anyways.
Whistle off key as i walk away from city hall
Hello.
I’m the cabbage inspector and I was sent to see if Bread Farms is growing healthy cabbages.
farm closed until farmer’s market comes back.
Spots the sketchy looking lizard in the dark hooded robe emerging from the council chambers with empty gold sacks…
I understand, you currently don’t have any cabbages to inspect.
Maybe next week when they are ready.
Have a waggleful day!
waggle
Bread should buy a farm, grow cabbages and chillis, and open a farmers market.
Sketchy ( grumbling ) try sinister hoofy
“But you don’t have Hooves. You have Talons.”
/Exchanges draenei clothing with night elf sleepware as it’s bed time
Wait… you’re giving away our clothing to those fat bottomed draenei hussies and you’re ‘going to bed’…
Yep. Have fun!
/Begins pulling the heavy boulder to his lair’s entrance
I saw rats in the kitchen, shut him down!
Those are just snacks for the guard corgis.
“Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE’
“Dirty Laundry - Don Henley”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgJgTL5JmE’
“Lunatic Fringe - Red Rider”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X95qte7Pa10’
“Rebel Yell - Billy Idol”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I’
“Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw’
“Paradise City - Guns & Roses”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw’
“Throwing Stones - Grateful Dead”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiqeqYk_V4’
“Honky Cat - Elton John”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPicSRPwogI’
“Black Water - The Doobie Brothers”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsP3rFJJk1Y’
“Old Time Rock & Roll - Bob Seger”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1LsRShUPtY’
“Your Mamma Don’t Dance - Loggins & Messina”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTu4yQH8KBs’
“Kodachrome - Paul Simon”
‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rlDTK6QI-w’
/dance
Fair point…they don’t even wear them… Watches as a random Draenei runs through slinging the clothes around yelling “TOGA TOGA TOGA!”
/hawkens runs by and uses a instant clothes ray-gun on the draenei