It’s my stupid phone that keeps auto correcting me.
throws phone on the floor and stomps on it
And sometimes will add a period when I’m trying to space words.
kicks phone against the wall
Now my phone won’t let me quote.
angry goat noises
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I’m talking about your character that refuses to take cooking lessons, I’m sure you’re very industrious and productive irl 
I’m not sure how I feel about this?
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Very cheerful 
I dunno… My expectations from the blood elves are very high…
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I’m not sure the High Elf bit was intentional lol.
I’m just saying I’m not investing a lot in a blood elf massage.
my character is self taught.
and also mostly a traveler.
he likes chili fries
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“You hurt my friend, and you will pay dearly for it.”
/glare
Who wants a massage from an icky noodle-elf, helplessly flailing away at your body with their tiny noodle arms, anyway?
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The ones who aren’t after the massage part of it mostly.
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They probably lack hand strength.
There’s another part to this?
Wholesome, innocent & virtuous Orc feigns ignorance ?
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You don’t mean?
/Raises wolf head
they fight you with speghetti weaponry.
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Oh, thank Kami.
you won’t be thanking em when they bring out the dorito ninja!
We will make nachos out of him.
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