they’ll deliver good food tho!
Except walking in with dirty boots on a floor that was just cleaned by armed maids a recipe for disaster 
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guys i love yous. i dont care what this looks like you my best friends.
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this is why welcome mats were invented.
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i burn your welcome mat.
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Nooooooooooooooo!!!
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thats right cry. i dislike yoshi cookeis
/slips Hawkens a new welcome mat
It’s from Halloween, no one came last year so I probably don’t need it.
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That just means you got lots of candy and chocolate to yourself.
hi there. will you join our discord PREETY PLEASE? come on…
No boredumb was giving out healthy treats like tofu apples 
hello friend will you join our discord?
reminds me of the time i had trick or treat’ers few years ago, and i said “sorry man, i dont have candy, i got fruit, tho i doubt ya want that”
then they surprised me n said “Yeah! we want fruit!”
…
like… What the f-
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Reminds me of a funny YT video of a clown at Halloween demanding canned goods. Can’t post it here due to profanities, but it cracked me up. Might not still exist, was like 7 years ago.
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Uugh, finally done with laundry.
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you now have:
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you have a potato.
A baked potato:
no i say potato. for totems.
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