Your a nelf, age is a number to ya.
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Okay fair point, still…soooo many kids!
Still not as much as the bard who had a village worth of kids.
<.< >.> please send help…there’s more than a village.
Why does this remind me of the collector general?
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Sure the wife’s not summoning actual demons an not just saying they are kids?
Looks at all like 1,000 something kids and grandkids “Nope definitely ours… I’d recognize those horns and claws anywhere.”
She’s packing them into a sedan clown-car style before returning the rental to the agency.
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you don’t have horns tho…?
Why are you looking at my horns Hawkens?
There’s a spider on it…
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He has a spare spot in his trophy cabinet ?
Oh no… one of my clones has grown legs!
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My trophy room is full of treasure, not animal parts!
/shows trophy room that just has a lot of random junk in it
Yer wut has grown what?!!
Oh you didn’t hear? I figured out a while ago how to make clones.
They don’t appear very stable though…
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Points up at antlers
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Those are handlebars…
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Well the missus certainly doesn’t complain 
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holy handlebars
uhmm…yeah…wait…nevermind
I said nothing…yes…(nothing)
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Everyone loves a nice set of handlebars.
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