On the plus side, the five guys milkshake I just had went down relatively smoothly.
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“That IS a good sign.”
Five Guys milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
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They bring five buff dudes to your yard 
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sadly only 3 could be summoned.
the rest is too powerful…
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One of them quit though
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lets be honest, five guys is overpriced…
IV guys might have better prices.
You say this like that isn’t everybody’s fantasy… just throw my Manari wife in a maidoutfit and we’re golden.
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/Pokes nearest draenei butt
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/turns out to be a random blue fruit
Farmer: oi! stop pokin my produce!
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/Grabs it
I’ll buy it.
/Gives gold
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Well i think maybe MALE tauren in skin tight butler outfits would be better 
THAT’S ALOT OF BEEF BEING PACKED 
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make it female tauren, an i’m good there.
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A female tauren in a butler outfit ?
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yeah sure, if demon girls are hot in suits, why not female taurens?
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“Butler bring me my wine and mooove… it…”
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That was a big buff draenei fridge daddy…
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You do keep feeding Totemgoat all those pizzas and cream pies…
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Sees a new advertisement in the Azeroth daily “Get Buff at Breads Gym”, free jelly wrestling for draenei ladies.
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Grape jelly or Strawberry?
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