Confess to liking a good game of table-tennis ?
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Or confessing to a candy apple with a ping pong ball next to it. 
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“Confess, or get a paddling. He is threatening her with a good time.”
/giggle
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/Swats with the paddle
Bein’ coy, that’s a paddlin’.
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Get that grotty paddle away from me thirsty Orc, I’m sure there are plenty of Draenei floozies that need your attention more…
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Human females are several times more attractive than the draenei.
/Prepares himself to be attacked by multiple angry draenei
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No one ever said orcs were smart…
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Steals the Orcs paddle and locks him in a draenei barn.
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You dare?!
Ok i tell my boss that i am sure he’ll change the schedule because that 
oi, i go play baldurs gate 3 again, ya’ll bein lewd up in here?
shame…
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/Begins gnawing on the barn lock
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Uh, put some clothes on those poor BG3 characters Hawkens…
Just relax and enjoy the attentions of all the draenei farm maidens…
I will struggle and resist until they are exhausted and I am grumpy.
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“Copper ain’t good for your diet. Try the Iron hinges.”
/wink
/grin
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what?
karlach looks great in her bone spiked armor…
not my fault the developers made it revealing…
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I’m sure she’s braced the door, so I’ll have to gnaw on that too.
Good thing I like fiber.
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“Sounds like a good balanced meal to me. All it needs is a little meat, but I am sure there are some termites in that wood somewhere, to add some flavor.”
/grin
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are pizza bagels good for the diet? asking for a friend of course
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Oh my, so naughty, lol.
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