pretty sure you’d die before that event ever happened.
tbh, there was demons, corrupted dragons, raging elementals, hordes of undead, and there was even garroshes weird time traveling hordes of orcs.
Hello Goats.
I raided Bread’s guild bank, so I come bearing gifts.
/sets out muffins for everyone
steals two
Never would have happen if dracthyr been around wouldn’t have let humans do stupid things. We keep you as pets . 
(Lady Cyndi Lou strolls in…)
“Greetings, Everyone!!”
/wave
/smile
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it was the dragons doing stupid things actually.
also, you never heard of the dwarf who punched deathwing in the face.
/takes five of the best flavors
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Howdy! Hope you’re having a great day! 
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But I wanted Breads secret stash of lemonade flavoured malt liquor party punch 
“Fair to middling.”
/smile
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Better than bad! I’ve been a busy bee today; too pooped to poop. 
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“Bad days are the normal. It’s the GOOD days that are rare.”
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Yeah, that’s fair enough.
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I can make make another trip.
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Hug lady cyndi
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“Hello.”
/smile
Yea heard that drunken tale but it was a human mage that started it all .
drunken tale by who?
there was a entire giant gnome, and a floating motorcycle
“Have you EVER met a SOBER Dwarf?”
/giggle
yeah but i heard this tale from 3 different people!
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“It’s possible they were ALL drunk.”
/giggle