WAGGLE Megalounge and Thread (Part 2)

Technically, that is a Jaguar.

And you never ask an elf her age.

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I guess you aren’t ALL bad…

nor an adventurer what he looted.

Have we been plundering some illicit booty Hawkens ?

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*/locks boomsticks loudly_

i said, never ask a man his loot…

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Uh relax…, I just wanted to buy that statue of Yrel with the big, uh special features…, gestures at goblin servant carrying gold bars. And I don’t even want to know where you "acquired’ it…

/glares while pulling out said statue.

alright, you can buy it…
but i want something in return in the future.

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I have some shares in a Belf cabbage farm you can have.

i know how this works…
you get the cabbages, and some random bald kid breaks it unintentionally…

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It’s like a pyramid scheme, with a huge pyramid made of cabbages, it also comes with a resident belf farmer and several barns.

i dont know WHAT your talking about.

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I rescued Totemgoat from your cabbage barn. She is enjoying some fine wine in the lounge hot tub…

that was actually a random goat painted blue…

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What have you done with the real Totemgoat ?

:dracthyr_comfy_sip:

I heard you have a new draenei barmaid at your Bar & Grill…

i hired one yes.
nice gal, makes the customers feel relaxed when servin drinks.

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when you live for thousands years and are completely bored.
you start stacking cabbages

heheheh…
i had a few drinks, and i am now in a laughin mood.

hows everyone?