What about it?
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dracthyr denied.
FINE your barn business IS TOASTED 
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what barn business.
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The one you use to have /points a sign in front of breads barn .
Licks bread. Mmmm I think you may need more garlic. I’m in the mood for some garlic 
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Good luck. I filed a suit to reclaim damages — cleaning fees, mostly — from when the Ebon Blade trashed my joint eight years ago.
Still don’t have a court date.
How does a loaf of bread go to jail if found guilty?
Civil court, not criminal — dude’s suing for damages.
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Which begs the question as to how a loaf of bread pays anything… But that makes no difference to the law. You can sue a ham sandwich for false advertising for not having cheese.
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I guess they can pay with mayo. 
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That trial will go stale quickly. And I think the defense’s strategy might just crumble apart. The defendent is toast.
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Or a jar that gives you infinite mayo
Infinite Mayo? Oh wow no more grocery shopping for jars of mayo?
/eats a handful of mayo from a jar he’s holding
I guess? nom
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No more shopping for something I never buy?
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Idk boredumb… /eats another handful
Mayo can be tasty depending on the brand an what you put it on.
Got to get the expensive Mayo brands they taste the best.
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