ooo nice
the salon when I last went by was being run by a goby so I wasnt sure if it was safe to go in
you know how they llove to make things fall apart /giggle
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“This is true. They do have ones who know what they are doing, but they are rare.”
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indeed
So I get kind of nervous that they might really have me leave a piece of myself behind
I don’t think that’s what the song “I left my heart in orgimarr” was meant to speak to 
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“Gotta keep your eyes open… Them Goblins are sneaky.”
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So true
Well, gotta run - boss wants me and I’m trying to avoid the graveyard shift tonight /giggle
Catch y’all later
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“I’d say have fun… But you gotta work with Murlocs… So I will just say stay safe.”
/giggle
Blood elf souls make a unique candy.
It’s light, savory and not much substance.
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Not necessarily. Injury aside, it’s never too late to build strength.
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I’ll start reps with a 12 ounce curl.
I prefer to eat my blood elves in bulk.
The red haired ones taste like big red chewing gum.
You’ll get very little protein from eating em tbh
Your more likely to get better protein from a salad.
squints excitedly I want draenei legs!
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We’re the lard version of food and will attack your arteries.
This is a panda burger, see how deadly it is.
I can go for some draenei burgers right about now. 
logged into game to try and force forum avatar update. decide to press nitro boosts button on belt. it explode launch me upward. parachute not deploy. i died in legion dalaran.
I know a tauren that has cookbook "101 to cook elfs " with or without useing trees as cooking aid ,
I would too if I were a blood elf.
I’ll take two in orders.
Good moaning lounge sloths… 
Less filling great taste hmmm where have i heard that before 
Probably a commercial for some horrible low carb beer 